“Well, he sat on the bench, right? I mean, if you watch a porn movie...” – Lou Redwood, Semi-Pro ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Semi-Pro 2008

Lou Redwood

Well, he sat on the bench, right? I mean, if you watch a porn movie, doesn't mean you got laid.

Dick Pepperfield

No. No, in fact it often means the opposite.

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