Ed Monix [Jackie is lying in a dumpster]
Jackie, what are you eating?
I think it's a pancake...
Monix Oh come on now Jackie, that's been there a while, hasn't it?
Probably....
Played by Woody Harrelson 
Semi-Pro (2008) · 32 quotes
Semi-Pro (2008) · 32 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Semi-Pro (2008): in 3 of its 32 quotes
Most scenes with: Jackie Moon (3)
Scenes with Monix
3 scenes Ed Monix Monix There'll be a lotta television cameras out there so we just gotta be tip top.
Clarence Coffee Black
So what's the plan?
Brought a secret weapon. It's going to make us look extra cool on Tv.
Bee Bee Ellis
What the hell is that?
It's eyeliner dummy. Now who's first? Monix?
Monix Oh, yeah... Let me get a fresh Maxi-Pad outta my purse.
Monix Vakidis, open the window, will ya?
Vakidis
Yes, right on! (does nothing)
Monix Vakidis, did you give Bobby Dee a handjob?
Vakidis
Yes, right on!
