“Where's Dale?” – Chip, Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers ... Movie Quotes Database

[Chip has been captured and is about to be bootlegged by Sweet Pete]
Chip: Where's Dale?
Sweet Pete: He'll be here. Keep your pants on.
Chip: I don't wear pants.
Sweet Pete: Yeah, I noticed. It's not something to brag about. [chuckles]
Chip: What do you want?
Sweet Pete: I want you to stop messing with my business. You exposed everything, now I have to move all this stuff, and start over. It's super annoying. Ah, you should have just let me bootleg you when you came to my office. Could've saved us both a ton of headaches. [picks up an eraser] Besides, I was always more of an Alvin and the Chipmunks person.
Chip: You monster!
[As Sweet Pete goes to erase Chip's mouth, Ellie comes up behind him holding a gun]
Ellie: Freeze, Sweet Pete.
Sweet Pete: Nah. How about you freeze?
[Ellie hears a gun clicking and sees Putty aiming his own gun at her]
Putty: Drop it, Steckler.
Ellie: What, Captain Putty?
Chip: Dale was right. Oh, how cliché.
Captain Putty: I know. It is a bit unoriginal, right? Sweet Pete, remember when you first approached me to turn bad, be a bad guy, work with you, and I was like, "Come on! That's too predictable!"
Sweet Pete: Yeah. And what did I say?
Putty and Pete: "If it ain't broke…!" [they both laugh]
Ellie: How could you?
Putty: I know, I know. It's terrible. I am so ashamed, but I had no choice. My mother needed an operation. See, she got injured playing a game of Operation. She got too close to the sides and, uh... [pretends to sob] ...She got buzzed really bad. [laughs] Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't do it any longer. Money! I'm a Greedy little Smurf who did it for the money!
Chip: Hilarious.
Putty: Yeah, but I had you going there for a second, didn't I? "Hello, I think I just saw Peppa Pig heading into Nickelodeon Jr." [chuckles]
Ellie: [realizes] It was you? You gave the fake tip, you derailed the whole investigation, and-and worst of all, you made me doubt myself.
Putty: Oh, come on. Don't be so fragile.

[Chip has been captured and is about to be bootlegged by Sweet Pete] Chip : Where's Dale? Sweet Pete : He'll be here. Keep your pants on. Chip : I don't wear pants. Sweet Pete : Yeah, I noticed. It's not something to brag about. [chuckles] Chip : What do you want? Sweet Pete : I want you to stop messing with my business. You exposed everything, now I have to move all this stuff, and start over. It's super annoying. Ah, you should have just let me bootleg you when you came to my office. Could've saved us both a ton of headaches. [picks up an eraser] Besides, I was always more of an Alvin and the Chipmunks person. Chip : You monster! [As Sweet Pete goes to erase Chip's mouth, Ellie comes up behind him holding a gun] Ellie : Freeze, Sweet Pete. Sweet Pete : Nah. How about you freeze? [Ellie hears a gun clicking and sees Putty aiming his own gun at her] Putty : Drop it, Steckler. Ellie : What, Captain Putty? Chip : Dale was right. Oh, how cliché. Captain Putty : I know. It is a bit unoriginal, right? Sweet Pete, remember when you first approached me to turn bad, be a bad guy, work with you, and I was like, "Come on! That's too predictable!" Sweet Pete : Yeah. And what did I say? Putty and Pete : "If it ain't broke…!" [they both laugh] Ellie : How could you? Putty : I know, I know. It's terrible. I am so ashamed, but I had no choice. My mother needed an operation. See, she got injured playing a game of Operation . She got too close to the sides and, uh... [pretends to sob] ...She got buzzed really bad. [laughs] Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't do it any longer. Money! I'm a Greedy little Smurf who did it for the money! Chip : Hilarious. Putty : Yeah, but I had you going there for a second, didn't I? "Hello, I think I just saw Peppa Pig heading into Nickelodeon Jr." [chuckles] Ellie : [realizes] It was you? You gave the fake tip, you derailed the whole investigation, and-and worst of all, you made me doubt myself. Putty : Oh, come on. Don't be so fragile.