B.O.B quotes

View Quote [On brains and his lack of one] Turns out; you don't need one! Totally overrated!

View Quote [to Gallaxhar's robot probe; making signs to match his words, similar to Gromit from The Curse of the Were-Rabbit] Hello! Hi! Howya doing? Welcome! We are here to destroy you!

View Quote What happened to the "there isn't a jar in the world I can't open" stuff? Wait! Did you find a jar that you couldn't open? What was in it? Were there pickles in it? Where's the giant jar of pickles?

View Quote [to a plate of Jello] Hi, I'm Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate, or you can call me B.O.B, whichever's easier. [the Jello wobbles slightly] Did I come on too strong? I'm sorry, I'm a little rusty, I've been in prison my whole life—Why did I mention prison?? [he slams his fist on the table, making the Jello shake] Uh, I didn't mean to scare you! I'm just gonna go... oh, I feel so stupid!

View Quote [to Susan] I don't think your parents like me. And I think that Jello gave me a fake phone number.

View Quote I may not have a brain, gentlemen, but I have an idea.

View Quote What are they running away from?

View Quote [as the monsters' rather pathetic disguises actually fool Gallaxhar's clones] These disguises are "da bomb"!

View Quote [Confronting Derek, as if he were dating him rather than Susan] Derek, you are a selfish jerk, and guess what? I've met someone else! She's limegreen, she has 14 little chunks of pineapple inside her, and she is everything I deserve in life! I'm happy now, Derek! Without you! It's over! [Holds up the lime green jello he mentions and leaves triumphantly]

View Quote [To Susan, at the end of the movie] Wait, wait, wait, wa-wa-wait! You were dating Derek, too?! That two-timing jerk!