Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D quotes
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[to Susan] Whatever mad scientist made you... he really went all-out.
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They called me crazy! But I'll show them! I'll show them all! [does a classic "mad scientist" laugh]
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I'm not a quack, I'm a mad scientist! There's a difference.
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You can't crush a ****roach! [laughs maniacally]
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We will think that the new Susan is the cat's "me-wow"! [chuckles for a brief moment; no reaction from anyone else] I'm sorry.
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Anyone care for an atomic gin fizz? It's got quite a... [the gin explodes] ...kick.
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[After the ruined party] At least the garbage was free.
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[to after they rescue her] My dear, no matter what your size you'll always be... [notices the Gallaxhar clones coming and pulls Susan down, shaking her] nothing but a filthy carbon based lifeform!
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[dancing off against Gallaxhar's computer] One thing you don't know about me, my dear! My Ph.D is in... dance!
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By Hawking's chair!