Announcer
Channel 172.
Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D
Hugh Laurie · 26 quotes
B.O.B
Seth Rogen · 23 quotes
The Missing Link
Will Arnett · 23 quotes
Gallaxhar
Rainn Wilson · 22 quotes
Susan Murphy / Ginormica
Reese Witherspoon · 20 quotes
General Warren R. Monger
11 quotes
President Hathaway
Stephen Colbert · 9 quotes
General W.R. Monger
Kiefer Sutherland · 6 quotes
Wendy Murphy
Julie White · 6 quotes
Jerry
Kent Osborne · 3 quotes
Jordan
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D & B.O.B (10), Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D & The Missing Link (8), The Missing Link & B.O.B (7)
Monsters vs. Aliens quotes
Page 1 of 9[rejecting Susan]
Don't crush me for saying this, but I'm not looking to get married and spend the rest of my life in someone else's shadow. And you're casting a pretty big shadow.
TV Reporter
Once again, a UFO has landed in America - the only country UFOs ever seem to land in!
Wedding Guest
[after Susan grows to her massive height]
Here comes the bride!
No. No, Susan, you're, like, really glowing. You're green!
[looks at her glowing left arm and gasps]
Oh, no! [suddenly starts growing with her hair turning white and getting scared of Derek.] [scared] DEREK!!!
Priest
Get me the Government! [jumps through the window]
[scared]
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING?![The woman screams and all the people run away from the growing bride]
Mama Dietl
[trying to open the door and escape]
Thumbs! Thumbs!
That’s not true, the Invisible Man did.
No, he didn’t, we just told you that so you won’t get upset.
He died of a heart attack 25 years ago.
NOOO!
Yeah…in that very chair.
[B.O.B begins to weep quietly]
You see what I’m saying? Nobody’s leaving, nobody’s ever getting out!
Good news, monsters, you’re getting out.
Until today.
Monger
Alright, gentlemen, you got enough juice in those jetpacks to get you up there, but not enough to make it home. I'll come get you if I can. If I don't, it means I'm dead... [Dr. Cockroach is in shock] ...or late. [Dr. Cockroach is mildly relieved] I've been your warden for close to 50 years, but that's no longer the case. For what it's worth... [salutes]
BOB
[offended]
That's rude! What did we do?
No, BOB, that's not rude. That's a sign of respect.
Hello.
Now open the doors.
EVEN IF I WANTED DO, I COULDN'T! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SET A SHIP TO SELF-DESTRUCT! NOW WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, SUSAN!
I wouldn't be so sure. And the name... is Ginormica. [fires the weapon she is carrying into the statue, so that the Quantonium-filled globe it holds falls on her, restoring her giant size.]
[thinking they are about to stuck (B.O.B., as usual, is blissfully unaware)
I'll see you guys tomorrow, for lunch!
That's right, B.O.B.
And they'll be ice-cream and cake and balloons.
Cake and balloons for lunch?! It's gonna be the best day ever! I love you guys!
[calling for Susan and looking for her]
Susan! Where could she be? Susan! Where are you?! [sees her daughter walking up the hill, with her wedding dress a little dirty] Susan! Where have you been?
I think I just got hit by a meteorite.
Oh, Susan. Every bride feels that way on her wedding day. [brings her daughter into the church] My goodness, look at you. You're filthy. Thank gosh, I have wet ones.
You look gorgeous, sweetheart.
[Scene pans down to her paresnts' house in a neighborhood and inside, the main protagonist, Susan, is sleeping in her bed. She reaches in for the light turns on her lamp and opened up her eyes. Suddenly, she tries to scream at the bridesmaids.] [screaming]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Bridesmaids
[screaming]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Bridesmaid 1
[wheezing]
[The slurping comes from one of them drinking coffee and the flashes came from one of them taking pictures.]
What are you guys doing here? It's 5 o'clock in the morning.
Bridesmaid 1
Hurry, turn on the TV! Turn it on now!
[Susan turns on the TV is set up on the other side of the room where Derek speaks, as Susan and her bridesmaids watch.]
And some early morning fog, giving way to sunny skies. Seventy-five degrees. A perfect day to stop by the old folk art and craft show down at the fairgrounds, or a perfect day to marry Susan Murphy.
I love you, too.
Bridesmaids
Aww.
Woman
Aww.
And good morning, Modesto!
News Technician
Channel 172.
[Susan and two of her bridesmaids pose for a picture together]
[Susan tries her best to defeat Gallaxhar's robot, while preventing cars from falling off the bridge with the other monsters.]
Wow! [two thumbs up] You're doing great!
I'm doing EVERYTHING!
Not for long! C'mon you guys, let's take this thing down! [runs into a deflector shield]
A deflector shield. Typical. [Missing Link faints]
[Cockroach and Link dive out of the way and the robot's foot steps on B.O.B., then comes up, with B.O.B. stuck to the sole.]
I got him, you guys! I got-! [step] Don't worry, I won't let go! I'm wearing him down- [step] Please tell me he's slowing down!
Get to the city, Link. I'll catch up as soon as I can. [sees a trolley car on truck] Or maybe you'll have to catch up with me.