A character in 101 Dalmatians (1996)

Jasper quotes from 101 Dalmatians (1996)

Hugh Laurie

3rd most-quoted character in 101 Dalmatians (1996): in 4 of its 9 quotes
Most scenes with: Horace (4)

Scenes with Jasper

4 scenes

You...BEASTS! But I'm not beaten yet. You've won the battle, but I'm about to win the wardrobe. My spotty puppy coat is in plain sight and leaving tracks. In a moment I'll have what I came for, while all of you will end up as sausage meat, alone on some sad, plastic plate. Dead and meaty and red. No friends, no family, no pulse. Just slapped between two buns, smothered in onions, with fries on the side. Cruella De Vil has the last laugh!

Jasper

Now there are two things you must not do to the skinner. One: do not look at the horrendous scar on this neck. Two: don't talk to him, understand? Not a word.

Right. [Skinner answers the door] [surprised] OH! Look at the size of that scar! [Jasper rolls his eyes in annoyance] No bloody wonder you can't talk, mate!

Jasper
[Skinner growls]

Excuse me just a minute, would you? [closes the door and angrily punches Horace]

[still cold after falling through the frozen pond]

Turn the heater on will you!

Jasper

No. Not with this thing acting the way she is. I don't want to risk losing power.

I can't stand the cold no more... I want heat! [turns the heat on himself, but the system shorts and a bolt of lightning strikes the heater and sets the truck on fire] FIRE! TOO HOT! TOO HOT!

Jasper

Stupidly, you see? That's your problem, That's what's been holding you back, if it was to you, you'd have taken hold of that wire set fire to your undershorts cooked your tongue before even thinking it was electrified

Point taken, But what are the logs for

Jasper

We stand upon the logs and hop over thereby avoiding painful electirc-shock

[seeing Jasper had a plan to jump]

Brilliant,

Jasper

Right. Mount the log. [as they climb on pile of logs] Extend Leg, [their legs go over the wires of the electric fence] All right, Now, when I count to three, we jump, Ready.

Yes,

Jasper

One, [Logs gives way sending Jasper and Horace fell on the wires of electric fence causing them to zap with screams in pain and fell onto the ground and stands up as walks off]

Jasper
[a line of police cars and a van to set off find Dalmatians and pickup Cruella and her henchmen,in the woods,Jasper and Horace saw the police]

Thank the Lord.

We're saved.

Cop 1
[placing Jasper and Horace in the police van]

Here you go

Cop 2

Up you go

Jasper

Much obliged,Thanks

Cop 3

Watch your heads,Very kind

Thank you.

Cop 4

Nice and quiet.[closing the door a sign says NO STANDING as Jasper and Horace sits down in the van]

This is Lovely

Jasper
[Last Words]

Isn't it, nice and warm,

No animals neither,
[Jasper and Horace hears Skinner growling and sees him and he was cross that being attacked by Kipper and his clothes is all torn as they smiles]

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