101 Dalmatians 1996 quotes

Anita

Cruella, the puppies have to be with their mother for several weeks. They're not ready to leave.

Cruella

Fine. Put the little brutes on reserve for me. How much would you like?

Roger

They're not for sale.

Cruella

Oh? You've come into some money, have you? Did you design some silly game that will drive the delinquent kiddies into frenzies of video delight?

Roger

As a matter of fact, I have...

Anita

No, no, what Roger means to say is that we're not sure we're going to sell the puppies.

Cruella

Anita, don't be ridiculous! You can't possibly afford to keep them. [offers to buy the puppies] I'll pay you twice what they're worth. Come now. I'm being more than generous. £500! [writes out a check] £7,500! Fair? £2 per spot.

Anita

But, Cruella, what would you do with 15 puppies?

Roger

That's irrelevant, Anita. She can't have any 'cause they're not for sale!

Cruella

I'm getting very tired of you, Roland!

Roger

Roger.

Cruella

Whatever. [holds out a £7,500 check] Take it.

Cruella

Take it.

Cruella

Take it!

Anita

Cruella... the puppies are not for sale.

Cruella

You're quite... sure?

Yes.

Cruella

All right. Keep the little beasts. Do what you want with them. Drown them, for all I care! You're a fool, Anita! I've no use for fools. [rips the check] You're fired! You're finished! You'll never work in fashion again! I'm through with all of you! I'll get even! Just wait! You'll be sorry, you fools! You idiots! [exits]

Cruella

Mr. Skinner, suspicions are mounting. Police are everywhere. I want the job done tonight. Can you do it? [Skinner taps one of the keys on the phone several times to communicate] Any way you want. Poison them. Drown them. Bash them on the head! Got any chloroform? I don't care how you kill the little beasts. Just do it and do it now!

Cruella

You...BEASTS! But I'm not beaten yet. You've won the battle, but I'm about to win the wardrobe. My spotty puppy coat is in plain sight and leaving tracks. In a moment I'll have what I came for, while all of you will end up as sausage meat, alone on some sad, plastic plate. Dead and meaty and red. No friends, no family, no pulse. Just slapped between two buns, smothered in onions, with fries on the side. Cruella De Vil has the last laugh!

Jasper

Now there are two things you must not do to the skinner. One: do not look at the horrendous scar on this neck. Two: don't talk to him, understand? Not a word.

Horace

Right. [Skinner answers the door] [surprised] OH! Look at the size of that scar! [Jasper rolls his eyes in annoyance] No bloody wonder you can't talk, mate!

Jasper

Excuse me just a minute, would you? [closes the door and angrily punches Horace]

Frederick

I thought we liked stripes this year.

Cruella

What kind of sycophant are you?

Frederick

Uh...what kind of sycophant would you like me to be?

Horace

Turn the heater on will you!

Jasper

No. Not with this thing acting the way she is. I don't want to risk losing power.

Horace

I can't stand the cold no more... I want heat! [turns the heat on himself, but the system shorts and a bolt of lightning strikes the heater and sets the truck on fire] FIRE! TOO HOT! TOO HOT!

Jasper

Stupidly, you see? That's your problem, That's what's been holding you back, if it was to you, you'd have taken hold of that wire set fire to your undershorts cooked your tongue before even thinking it was electrified

Horace

Point taken, But what are the logs for

Jasper

We stand upon the logs and hop over thereby avoiding painful electirc-shock

Horace

Brilliant,

Jasper

Right. Mount the log. [as they climb on pile of logs] Extend Leg, [their legs go over the wires of the electric fence] All right, Now, when I count to three, we jump, Ready.

Horace

Yes,

Jasper

One, [Logs gives way sending Jasper and Horace fell on the wires of electric fence causing them to zap with screams in pain and fell onto the ground and stands up as walks off]

Jasper

Thank the Lord.

Horace

We're saved.

Here you go

Up you go

Jasper

Much obliged,Thanks

Watch your heads,Very kind

Horace

Thank you.

Nice and quiet.[closing the door a sign says NO STANDING as Jasper and Horace sits down in the van]

Horace

This is Lovely

Jasper

Isn't it, nice and warm,

Horace

No animals neither,
[Jasper and Horace hears Skinner growling and sees him and he was cross that being attacked by Kipper and his clothes is all torn as they smiles]

Cruella

Congratulations. You've just won gold, silver, and bronze in the Morons' Olympics.

Horace

Who won the gold?

Cruella

SHUT UP! My business, my reputation, my life... has been ruined, because you three incompetent twits... let yourselves be outsmarted by a bunch of dumb animals! And you call yourselves men. HA! I've seen more intelligent pieces of carpet!
[she suddenly notices a skunk which she mistook for her purse, who sprays; all four scream]

Cruella De Vil

Why, you horrid man! All right, keep the little beasts for all I care! Do what you want with them! Drown them! But I warn you, Anita, we're through! I'm through with all of you! I'll get even! Just wait! You'll be sorry, you fools! You... you IDIOTS!! (Cruella slams the door and window breaks)