Glenn Close movie quotes

View Quote Granny: Listen, honey, if there's two things your granny doesn't do, it's lie, and play extreme sports.

View Quote Granny: Honey, don't look at your granny like that.
Red: I'm sorry, I thought you were Triple G. Or... are you the Bandit?
Bill: Awkward!
[awkwardly slips out of the room]

View Quote [Boingo does his evil dance]
Granny: We've got to do something!
Wolf: I know. The song was catchy, but their choreography was awful.

View Quote Only two minions to abuse? On, Jean-Pierre, the world is so unfair.

View Quote [picks up Oddball] Without spots, you're just not worth the trouble. Chop-chop! [throws Oddball on conveyor belt, and laughs evilly, thinking she killed Oddball.] And now, to my coat! [Oddball appears, alive and well, shocking Cruella and a dalmatian hits a switch making Cruella go into an oven.]

View Quote Judge: Cruella De Vil...
Cruella De Vil: Do call me Ella; Cruella sounds so cruel.
Judge: Ms. De Vil, I am releasing you into the custody of the probation office. You will perform 500 hours of community service. Mr Torte, your client is, I believe, a very wealthy woman.

View Quote You'll find the shame is like the pain: you only feel it once.

View Quote When one woman strikes at the heart of another she seldom misses, and the wound is invariably fatal.

View Quote When it comes to marriage, one man is as good as the next. And even the least accommodating is less trouble than a mother.

View Quote Why, you horrid man! All right, keep the little beasts for all I care! Do what you want with them! Drown them! But I warn you, Anita, we're through! I'm through with all of you! I'll get even! Just wait! You'll be sorry, you fools! You... you IDIOTS!! (Cruella slams the door and window breaks)

View Quote Frederick: I thought we liked stripes this year.
Cruella: What kind of sycophant are you?
Frederick: Uh...what kind of sycophant would you like me to be?

View Quote Cruella: [over the phone] Mr. Skinner, suspicions are mounting. Police are everywhere. I want the job done tonight. Can you do it? [Skinner taps one of the keys on the phone several times to communicate] Any way you want. Poison them. Drown them. Bash them on the head! Got any chloroform? I don't care how you kill the little beasts. Just do it and do it now!

View Quote Can't you at least give him another chance?!

View Quote Kerchak, please! [to Tarzan, who escapes from her and Kerchak] Tarzan, come back here!

View Quote [Tarzan gets ready to scare Kala behind her back]
Kala: Don't even think about it.
Tarzan: How'd you know it was me?
Kala: I'm your mother. I know everything. Now, where have you been?
Tarzan: I thought you knew everything.
[Terk pounces on him]
Terk: Hey, Auntie K! You look remarkably groomed today!

View Quote President James Marshall: Kathryn, if you give a mouse a cookie...
Vice President Kathryn Bennett: He's gonna want a glass of milk.

View Quote Vice President Kathryn Bennett: What are your intentions?
Egor Korshunov: What arrogance... to think you could ever understand my intentions.

View Quote Egor Korshunov: I understand that Air Force One can refuel in midair. Well, we need fuel, and we need it now.
Vice President Kathryn Bennett: I'm sure we can come to some kind of arrangement. If you land the plane, we'll trade fuel for hostages.
Egor Korshunov: This is bullshit! It's simple physics. Without fuel, the plane crashes, everybody dies!
Vice President Kathryn Bennett: We're trying to do everything we can.
Egor Korshunov: Tell me what I want to hear or I will execute a member of the senior staff and continue killing one hostage every minute until the plane crashes, or refueling plane arrives! Well, what do you say?
Vice President Kathryn Bennett: Fuel's on its way.
Egor Korshunov: [Politely] Thank you.

View Quote [narrating] I never woke from this coma, and I never will. I am what doctors call "persistent vegetative" -- a vegetable. According to medical experts, I could stay like this for a very long time -- brain dead, body better than ever.

View Quote [narrating] Claus von Bülow was given a second trial, and acquitted on both counts. This is all you can know, all you can be told. When you get where I am, you will know the rest.

View Quote Today, we are going to discuss - well, it is probably the most important book any of us will ever read. Yes, it is provocative. But it is also inspiring: The Heritage Hills Special Edition Golden Deluxe Treasury of Christmas Keepsakes and Collectibles! [wives and Roger squeal and applaud with delight] This book said to me, "Let's celebrate the birth of our lord Jesus Christ... with yarn".

View Quote I asked myself, "Where would people never notice a town full of robots?" [gasps] Connecticut.

View Quote Be strong, be true, be forever *who you are*.