Roberta I mean, I had mine removed surgically under general anesthesia. But to have it bitten off in a Buick...
It's lust!
3rd most-quoted character in The World According to Garp (1982): in 3 of its 13 quotes
Most scenes with: Jenny Fields (2)
They're not going to allow any men. A man killed her! They're very upset!
Scenes with Roberta Muldoon
2 scenes Roberta
Randy
Hey you! Dildo. Is this the nut house where you're keeping my Laurel?
Roberta Laurel's here but we're not exactly keeping her.
Randy
Bullshit, ya big ****.
Roberta I'm not a ****. Is Laurel expecting you?
Randy
I'll kill you douchebag.
Roberta That's all you men understand is violence.
Randy
Now look. I know what sort of freaks hang around here. It's a big lesbian scene.
Randy
[Garp walks onto the porch]
Ooooh, oooh, what are you the man of the house or the court eunuch. Laurel, you in there you bitch?!
Hello.
Randy
Oh, I know who you are. My Laurel's not your type sweetie.
Perhaps she's not your type either.
Randy
Listen, goddammit. If you don't get Laurel's ass out here I'm gonna...
Laurel
[Randy is knocked down by Roberta]
Randy!
Are you alright?
Laurel
Baby, you found me.
Randy
Oh, I don't think I can drive the ****in' car.
Laurel
That's alright. I can drive you just never let me. [to Jenny] I guess Randy needs me.
Randy
Easy!
Laurel
[In pain as Laurel helps him to the car]
Sorry baby, I'm sorry.
Randy
Crazy **** blind-sided me.
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