A scene from The World According to Garp 1982
Randy

Hey you! Dildo. Is this the nut house where you're keeping my Laurel?

Roberta

Laurel's here but we're not exactly keeping her.

Randy

Bullshit, ya big ****.

Roberta

I'm not a ****. Is Laurel expecting you?

Randy

I'll kill you douchebag.

Roberta

That's all you men understand is violence.

Randy

Now look. I know what sort of freaks hang around here. It's a big lesbian scene.

Randy

[Garp walks onto the porch]

Ooooh, oooh, what are you the man of the house or the court eunuch. Laurel, you in there you bitch?!

Jenny Fields

Hello.

Randy

Oh, I know who you are. My Laurel's not your type sweetie.

Jenny Fields

Perhaps she's not your type either.

Randy

Listen, goddammit. If you don't get Laurel's ass out here I'm gonna...

Laurel

[Randy is knocked down by Roberta]

Randy!

Jenny Fields

Are you alright?

Laurel

Baby, you found me.

Randy

Oh, I don't think I can drive the ****in' car.

Laurel

That's alright. I can drive you just never let me. [to Jenny] I guess Randy needs me.

Randy

Easy!

Laurel

[In pain as Laurel helps him to the car]

Sorry baby, I'm sorry.

Randy

Crazy **** blind-sided me.

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