Randy : Hey you! Dildo. Is this the nut house where you're keeping my Laurel? Roberta : Laurel's here but we're not exactly keeping her. Randy : Bullshit, ya big ****. Roberta : I'm not a ****. Is Laurel expecting you? Randy : I'll kill you douchebag. Roberta : That's all you men understand is violence. Randy : Now look. I know what sort of freaks hang around here. It's a big lesbian scene. [Garp walks onto the porch] Randy : Ooooh, oooh, what are you the man of the house or the court eunuch. Laurel, you in there you bitch?! Jenny Fields : Hello. Randy : Oh, I know who you are. My Laurel's not your type sweetie. Jenny Fields : Perhaps she's not your type either. Randy : Listen, goddammit. If you don't get Laurel's ass out here I'm gonna... [Randy is knocked down by Roberta] Laurel : Randy! Jenny Fields : Are you alright? Laurel : Baby, you found me. Randy : Oh, I don't think I can drive the ****in' car. Laurel : That's alright. I can drive you just never let me. [to Jenny] I guess Randy needs me. Randy : Easy! [In pain as Laurel helps him to the car] Laurel : Sorry baby, I'm sorry. Randy : Crazy **** blind-sided me.

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