Cruella De Vil quotes from 101 Dalmatians (1996)

Cruella

You...BEASTS! But I'm not beaten yet. You've won the battle, but I'm about to win the wardrobe. My spotty puppy coat is in plain sight and leaving tracks. In a moment I'll have what I came for, while all of you will end up as sausage meat, alone on some sad, plastic plate. Dead and meaty and red. No friends, no family, no pulse. Just slapped between two buns, smothered in onions, with fries on the side. Cruella De Vil has the last laugh!

Jasper

Now there are two things you must not do to the skinner. One: do not look at the horrendous scar on this neck. Two: don't talk to him, understand? Not a word.

Horace

Right. [Skinner answers the door] [surprised] OH! Look at the size of that scar! [Jasper rolls his eyes in annoyance] No bloody wonder you can't talk, mate!

Jasper

Excuse me just a minute, would you? [closes the door and angrily punches Horace]

Frederick

I thought we liked stripes this year.

Cruella

What kind of sycophant are you?

Frederick

Uh...what kind of sycophant would you like me to be?

Anita

Cruella, the puppies have to be with their mother for several weeks. They're not ready to leave.

Cruella

Fine. Put the little brutes on reserve for me. How much would you like?

Roger

They're not for sale.

Cruella

Oh? You've come into some money, have you? Did you design some silly game that will drive the delinquent kiddies into frenzies of video delight?

Roger

As a matter of fact, I have...

Anita

No, no, what Roger means to say is that we're not sure we're going to sell the puppies.

Cruella

Anita, don't be ridiculous! You can't possibly afford to keep them. [offers to buy the puppies] I'll pay you twice what they're worth. Come now. I'm being more than generous. £500! [writes out a check] £7,500! Fair? £2 per spot.

Anita

But, Cruella, what would you do with 15 puppies?

Roger

That's irrelevant, Anita. She can't have any 'cause they're not for sale!

Cruella

I'm getting very tired of you, Roland!

Roger

Roger.

Cruella

Whatever. [holds out a £7,500 check] Take it.

Cruella

Take it.

Cruella

Take it!

Anita

Cruella... the puppies are not for sale.

Cruella

You're quite... sure?

Yes.

Cruella

All right. Keep the little beasts. Do what you want with them. Drown them, for all I care! You're a fool, Anita! I've no use for fools. [rips the check] You're fired! You're finished! You'll never work in fashion again! I'm through with all of you! I'll get even! Just wait! You'll be sorry, you fools! You idiots! [exits]

Cruella

Mr. Skinner, suspicions are mounting. Police are everywhere. I want the job done tonight. Can you do it? [Skinner taps one of the keys on the phone several times to communicate] Any way you want. Poison them. Drown them. Bash them on the head! Got any chloroform? I don't care how you kill the little beasts. Just do it and do it now!

Cruella

Congratulations. You've just won gold, silver, and bronze in the Morons' Olympics.

Horace

Who won the gold?

Cruella

SHUT UP! My business, my reputation, my life... has been ruined, because you three incompetent twits... let yourselves be outsmarted by a bunch of dumb animals! And you call yourselves men. HA! I've seen more intelligent pieces of carpet!
[she suddenly notices a skunk which she mistook for her purse, who sprays; all four scream]