Cruella de Vil quotes from 102 Dalmatians (2000)

Cruella de Vil

Without spots, you're just not worth the trouble. Chop-chop! [throws Oddball on conveyor belt, and laughs evilly, thinking she killed Oddball.] And now, to my coat! [Oddball appears, alive and well, shocking Cruella and a dalmatian hits a switch making Cruella go into an oven.]

Cruella de Vil

Ella?] Not Ella. Ella's gone. And Cruella's back! [cackling] [in next scene] Pull! Pull! Stand aside, worm! [moves Alonzo and rips off the planks by hand while screaming. Afterwards, she opens the doors, and falls on the fur coats] Oh, mommy's home, and I'll never leave you again!

Cruella De Vil...

Cruella De Vil

Do call me Ella; Cruella sounds so cruel.

Ms. De Vil, I am releasing you into the custody of the probation office. You will perform 500 hours of community service. Mr Torte, your client is, I believe, a very wealthy woman.

Cruella De Vil

It’s smaller than I remember.

Alonzo

I k-kept everything just as you l-left it.

Cruella De Vil

Oh, come, Fluffy. [Fluffy growls] We’ll share a bath. An interminable soak scented with lavender and a drop of Sumatran… [gasps, then starts tsking] Never mind. I think I’ll enjoy doing a little dusting. Oh, Fluffy, a bath… Followed by a nap submerged in feather pillows and satin-- [she opens the door, suddenly screams, throwing Fluffy to Alonzo] Alonzo! [starts panting]Fur! It's everywhere! Lock them away! Bury them beyond sight and memory!

Alonzo

Even the Mongolian pony skin trousers and the--

Cruella De Vil

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW!!!!!

Cruella De Vil

And this!

Cruella De Vil

Is it safe?

Alonzo

Yes, it's safe.

Cruella De Vil

Alonzo, I need you.

Alonzo

I'm yours.

Cruella De Vil

Furnish yourself with a torch, a large sack and rubber soled shoes. Meanwhile, I need a furrier. And I know just where to find him. [laughing evilly]

Cruella de Vil

Don't worry - I've got a perfectly good idiot to take the fall for it. [Alonso smiles] Not you, Alonzo, another idiot.

Alonzo

Um, wouldn't you be more c-comfortable in the c-car? [Cruella screams and pants as her claws return] Ella?

Cruella De Vil

Not Ella, Ella's gone. And Cruella's back! [laughs evilly] [in next scene] Pull! Pull! Stand aside, worm! [moves Alonzo and rips off the planks by hand while screaming. Afterwards, she opens the doors, and falls on the fur coats] Oh, Mommy's home, and I'll never leave you, again!

Chloe Simon

Cruella de Vil, that wretched...

Cruella de Vil

Philanthropist?

Chloe Simon

Cruella, I didn't realize--

Cruella De Vil

Oh, please, please call me Ella. Now, Chloe, you can't stop me. It's my duty to demonstrate against a fur fashion show.

Chloe Simon

And it's my duty to inform you that if you go anywhere near fur, I'll put you straight back in prison.

Cruella De Vil

Won't you even let me heckle that monstrous Le Pelt?

Chloe Simon

No.

Cruella De Vil

Just a teensy-weensy heckle? You know - MURDERER!!!!!

Jean-Pierre Le Pelt

Ah! You're going the wrong way!

Cruella de Vil

They're going the wrong way!

Cruella de Vil

My Dalmatian puppy coat. The coat of my dreams. The ultimate fur coat, that was denied me by that canine cabal... for which I have lost, three years of my life! Alonso, we're going to make them pay.

Alonzo

Yes. How much?

Cruella de Vil

Dipstick, she called him. What fiendish justice! He escaped me, but I shall wreak my vengeance on the next generation.

Alonzo

Sounds wonderful.

Cruella De Vil

Alonzo! Find the rat and kill it! Le Pelt and I will be on the Orient Express.

Alonzo

K-K-K-Kill?

Cruella De Vil

The last time I underestimated a puppy, I wound up in the pokey! Go!