Scenes with Alonzo
6 scenes
Cruella De Vil
It’s smaller than I remember.
Alonzo
I k-kept everything just as you l-left it.
Cruella De Vil
Oh, come, Fluffy. [Fluffy growls] We’ll share a bath. An interminable soak scented with lavender and a drop of Sumatran… [gasps, then starts tsking] Never mind. I think I’ll enjoy doing a little dusting. Oh, Fluffy, a bath… Followed by a nap submerged in feather pillows and satin-- [she opens the door, suddenly screams, throwing Fluffy to Alonzo] Alonzo! [starts panting]Fur! It's everywhere! Lock them away! Bury them beyond sight and memory!
Alonzo
Even the Mongolian pony skin trousers and the--
Cruella De Vil
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW!!!!!
Cruella De Vil
[she starts throwing them down to Alonzo, then he throw them into her skin coat lair]
And this!
Cruella De Vil
[Alonzo saw the drawing of Cruella in her skin coat, then cuts to doors closed, he hammered the wood to keep it closed]
Is it safe?
Alonzo
Yes, it's safe.
Cruella De Vil
Alonzo, I need you.
Alonzo
I'm yours.
Cruella De Vil
Furnish yourself with a torch, a large sack and rubber soled shoes. Meanwhile, I need a furrier. And I know just where to find him. [laughing evilly]
Alonzo
[Cruella starts reacting wildly to seeing spots surrounding her]
Um, wouldn't you be more c-comfortable in the c-car? [Cruella screams and pants as her claws return] Ella?
Cruella De Vil
Not Ella, Ella's gone. And Cruella's back! [laughs evilly] [in next scene] Pull! Pull! Stand aside, worm! [moves Alonzo and rips off the planks by hand while screaming. Afterwards, she opens the doors, and falls on the fur coats] Oh, Mommy's home, and I'll never leave you, again!
Cruella de Vil
My Dalmatian puppy coat. The coat of my dreams. The ultimate fur coat, that was denied me by that canine cabal... for which I have lost, three years of my life! Alonso, we're going to make them pay.
Alonzo
Yes. How much?
Cruella de Vil
Dipstick, she called him. What fiendish justice! He escaped me, but I shall wreak my vengeance on the next generation.
Alonzo
Sounds wonderful.
Cruella De Vil
Alonzo! Find the rat and kill it! Le Pelt and I will be on the Orient Express.
Alonzo
K-K-K-Kill?
Cruella De Vil
The last time I underestimated a puppy, I wound up in the pokey! Go!
Alonzo
[last lines] [seeing Oddball]
What's that puppy doing up there?
Chloe Simon
[Oddball barks, and her parents, Dipstick and Dottie, bark in alarm.] [alarmed]
No, Oddball!
Kevin Shepherd
[alarmed]
Oddball!
Chloe Simon
[Oddball barks and slides down, but Chloe catches her.]
Oh, Oddball! Oh!
Kevin Shepherd
[chuckles]
What have you been up to now?
Chloe Simon
What have you been doing?
Kevin Shepherd
Come here, come here. Hey! Hey.
Chloe Simon
Oh. Dirt. [notices something] Kevin. Look. These won't come off. She's got her spots! [Kevin laughs] [happily] Oddball's got her spots! Look!
W Waddlesworth
[everyone, including the dogs, are happy to see Oddball getting her spots.]
S-P-O-T-S!
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