102 Dalmatians (2000) quotes

View Quote Chloe Simon: Cruella de Vil, that wretched...
Cruella de Vil: Philanthropist?
Chloe Simon: Cruella, I didn't realize--
Cruella De Vil: Oh, please, please call me Ella. Now, Chloe, you can't stop me. It's my duty to demonstrate against a fur fashion show.
Chloe Simon: And it's my duty to inform you that if you go anywhere near fur, I'll put you straight back in prison.
Cruella De Vil: Won't you even let me heckle that monstrous Le Pelt?
Chloe Simon: [sternly] No.
Cruella De Vil: [begging] Just a teensy-weensy heckle? You know - MURDERER!!!!!

View Quote Cruella De Vil: Alonzo! Find the rat and kill it! Le Pelt and I will be on the Orient Express.
Alonzo: K-K-K-Kill?
Cruella De Vil: The last time I underestimated a puppy, I wound up in the pokey! Go!

View Quote Cruella De Vil: Alonzo, I need you.
Alonzo: I'm yours.
Cruella De Vil: Furnish yourself with a torch, a large sack and rubber soled shoes. Meanwhile, I need a furrier. And I know just where to find him. [laughing evilly]

View Quote Cruella de Vil: Don't worry - I've got a perfectly good idiot to take the fall for it. [Alonso smiles] Not you, Alonzo, another idiot.

View Quote Cruella De Vil: It’s smaller than I remember.
Alonzo: I k-kept everything just as you l-left it.
Cruella De Vil: Oh, come, Fluffy. [Fluffy growls] We’ll share a bath. An interminable soak scented with lavender and a drop of Sumatran… [gasps, then starts tsking] Never mind. I think I’ll enjoy doing a little dusting. Oh, Fluffy, a bath… Followed by a nap submerged in feather pillows and satin-- [she opens the door, suddenly screams, throwing Fluffy to Alonzo] Alonzo! [starts panting]Fur! It's everywhere! Lock them away! Bury them beyond sight and memory!
Alonzo: Even the Mongolian pony skin trousers and the--
Cruella De Vil: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW!!!!!
[she starts throwing them down to Alonzo, then he throw them into her skin coat lair]
Cruella De Vil: And this!
[Alonzo saw the drawing of Cruella in her skin coat, then cuts to doors closed, he hammered the wood to keep it closed]
Cruella De Vil: Is it safe?
Alonzo: Yes, it's safe.

View Quote Cruella de Vil: My Dalmatian puppy coat. The coat of my dreams. The ultimate fur coat, that was denied me by that canine cabal... for which I have lost, three years of my life! Alonso, we're going to make them pay.
Alonzo: Yes. How much?
Cruella de Vil: Dipstick, she called him. What fiendish justice! He escaped me, but I shall wreak my vengeance on the next generation.
Alonzo: Sounds wonderful.

View Quote Jean-Pierre Le Pelt: [when Cruella driving in Paris] Ah! You're going the wrong way!
Cruella de Vil: They're going the wrong way!

View Quote Judge: Cruella De Vil...
Cruella De Vil: Do call me Ella; Cruella sounds so cruel.
Judge: Ms. De Vil, I am releasing you into the custody of the probation office. You will perform 500 hours of community service. Mr Torte, your client is, I believe, a very wealthy woman.

View Quote Kevin Shepherd: Can we trust him?
Chloe Simon: Now's not the time to count your change, Kevin!

View Quote [Cruella starts reacting wildly to seeing spots surrounding her]
Alonzo: Um, wouldn't you be more c-comfortable in the c-car? [Cruella screams and pants as her claws return] Ella?
Cruella De Vil: Not Ella, Ella's gone. And Cruella's back! [laughs evilly] [in next scene] Pull! Pull! Stand aside, worm! [moves Alonzo and rips off the planks by hand while screaming. Afterwards, she opens the doors, and falls on the fur coats] Oh, Mommy's home, and I'll never leave you, again!

View Quote [last lines]
Alonzo: [seeing Oddball] What's that puppy doing up there?
[Oddball barks, and her parents, Dipstick and Dottie, bark in alarm.]
Chloe Simon: [alarmed] No, Oddball!
Kevin Shepherd: [alarmed] Oddball!
[Oddball barks and slides down, but Chloe catches her.]
Chloe Simon: Oh, Oddball! Oh!
Kevin Shepherd: [chuckles] What have you been up to now?
Chloe Simon: What have you been doing?
Kevin Shepherd: Come here, come here. Hey! Hey.
Chloe Simon: Oh. Dirt. [notices something] Kevin. Look. These won't come off. She's got her spots! [Kevin laughs] [happily] Oddball's got her spots! Look!
[everyone, including the dogs, are happy to see Oddball getting her spots.]
Waddlesworth: S-P-O-T-S!

View Quote [Alonzo: Um, wouldn't you be more c-comfortable in the c-car? [Cruella screams and pants as her claws return] Ella?] Not Ella. Ella's gone. And Cruella's back! [cackling] [in next scene] Pull! Pull! Stand aside, worm! [moves Alonzo and rips off the planks by hand while screaming. Afterwards, she opens the doors, and falls on the fur coats] Oh, mommy's home, and I'll never leave you again!

View Quote [chewing through floorboards] Tastes just like chicken.

View Quote [picks up Oddball] Without spots, you're just not worth the trouble. Chop-chop! [throws Oddball on conveyor belt, and laughs evilly, thinking she killed Oddball.] And now, to my coat! [Oddball appears, alive and well, shocking Cruella and a dalmatian hits a switch making Cruella go into an oven.]

View Quote [referring to Cruella] I'm beginning to dislike this woman.