Baron Munchausen
Come on, Berthold.
Berthold
GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!!!!
Baron Munchausen
You're coming with us.
Berthold
No chance!
Baron Munchausen
Why not?
Berthold
I can't remember.
Baron Munchausen
You're not frightened, are you?
Berthold
That's it!
Berthold
Is there a doctor in the fish?
Baron Munchausen
I'm Baron Munchausen!
Berthold
That sounds nasty. Is it contagious?
Evil Martin
This is marvelous. By the time the full moon rolls around, I'll have an army of animals ready. Now you brainless fur balls! You can be my personal servants! [then releases Floyd] Plus the hat, cat!
Floyd
Yes, my agent, yes, my agent.
Evil Martin
That's Dr. Valentine to you! [pushes the button and continues to torture Floyds head with electricity] Personally isn't it well actually.
Floyd
Yes, bub! Yes, Dr. Valentine. Sire.
Evil Martin
Oh, one by one. The last species falls neatly into place! Ha ha ha!
Muriel
Back off, Floyd, you bozo! You know I look lousy in a hat! Floyd, no, not that! Oh my please don't sonny! Aggh! Floyd! Whoa!
[Then Floyd puts on the brain shocker device on Muriels head and it tortures her head with electric shocks]
I'm sorry everybody. It's my fault. I wasn't a team player.
Muriel
Here you go boss.
Jenny
Dr. Valentine!
Muriel
More recruits!
Floyd
Yes sir. And we didn't even eat any I wanted to make a lovely stew of course.
Muriel
Put a sock in it Floyd!
Evil Martin
Dr. Valentine, Fetch.
Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
Evil Martin
Little Timothy, how you have grown?
Huh? Who...
Evil Martin
You bruised me. I must be half changed a bit. But for the better, don't you think, Hero?!
Martin.
Evil Martin
Not quite, brother. It's me, the new and improved Martin.
Martin what's wrong? What's happened to you?
Evil Martin
Happened?! Why life happened that's what?! And I made the most of it! Don't you think?
[Then the song Just Say Yes starts and Martin hypothesize them with his eye]
Evil Martin
I was far too smart, from the very start. 'Cause our Father came from NIMH. I began to grow, little did he know. I had my own plans from him. He thought I was tame. Ha, Just my little game, until this all became mine!
Jenny
What?
Evil Martin
They all do as I say. No one stands in my way. In my way, everybody here is happy. Or I have them slight altered, I can do as I please. I can change things with ease Horn or hair or fin or feather. [animals honking shrieking and clucking in cage] I control the wind and weather, we can rule the world together. If you come with me.
Jenny
Tim.
Evil Martin
You'll be happy. Oh, so happy, when you come with me. You'll be king of, everything of. All that you can see. Ha, ha, ha, ha! [he puts on the brain shocker device on his head and it torture with electric shock to his normal self] Just say yes, hero! [Timmy angrily pushes Martin]
No! [turns Martin into his evil self]
Evil Martin
Think what we, two can do. You and me, me and you. Buck yourself up, don't look so sad. We'll have more than dear, old Dad had butterflies and pretty flowers. Sunny skies and super powers, silver streams and fluffy kittens, laser beams and rubble cities.
Dad wasn't crazy!
Evil Martin
Take you chances while you can. Join in my Master plan, you won't tell me. I'm too blabby, when I'm ruler of Thorn Valley! [thunder crashing]
No!
Justin
No!
Jenny
No!
Evil Martin
All of it will be mine, everyday will be fine. All the trains will run on time, and they'll be no more wars and crime. And I'll reduce your brain to slime, unless you just say yes. [Timmy gaves a loud fright] You'll be so happy. Oh, so happy, if you just say yes. Oh, poor fellow, mind like Jell-O. Such a nasty mess. Come on in to the greatest kind of life, to the best and the latest kind of life. You'll be happy, nice and happy Perfect happiness. Beyond measure, purest measure. If you just say yes.
No!
Evil Martin
It's our chance to rule. Don't let it slip away, don't be upset. It won't hurt much. You won't regret it. If you just say yes.
Wreck-Gar
Don't look behind door number 2, Monty! It's time to play "End of the line, my valentine!" Ger-roni-do-ron-ron-roni-mo!!!
Wreck-Gar
Stop, thief! No welcome-wagon "Hello Stranger" with that new coffee flavor for YOU! Offer expires while you wait. Operators are standing by.
Wreck-Gar
Yes, friends, and now destroy Unicron, kill the grand poohbah, eliminate even the toughest stains. Offer, hurry hurry hurry, sale must end, rush right on down and and test drive latest model with no obligation. New improved Junkion planet is sleek sexy inport with turbo handling.
Dead Collector
Bring out yer dead. [Hits gong]
Here's one.
Dead Collector
Ninepence.
I'm not dead!
Dead Collector
What?
Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
I'm not dead!
Dead Collector
'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Yes he is.
I'm not!
Dead Collector
He isn't!
Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
I'm getting betta!
No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Dead Collector
I can't take 'im like that! It's against regulation!
I don't want to go on the cart!
Oh, don't be such a baby!
Dead Collector
I can't take him.
I feel fine!
Who's that then?
Dead Collector
I dunno. Must be a king.
Why?
Dead Collector
He hasn't got shit all over him.
King Arthur
Old crone! Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery?
Who sent you?
Arthur
The Knights Who Say Ni.
Ah! No! Never! We have no shrubberies here.
Arthur
If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say--we will say--"ni".
Ah! Do your worst!
Arthur
Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily, "ni"!
No! Never! No shrubberies!
Arthur
Ni!
No! No!
Arthur
No, no, no, no, it's not that, it's "ni".
No!
Arthur
No, no, "ni". You're not doing it properly.
No! Ni!
Arthur
That's it, that's it, you've got it.
Ni! Ni!
Roger
Are you saying Ni to that old woman?
King Arthur
Er, yes.
Roger
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
King Arthur
Did you say shrubberies?
Roger
Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
Ni!
King Arthur
No! No, no, no! No!
