Dead Collector Bring out yer dead. [Hits gong]
Large Man
Here's one.
Dead Collector Ninepence.
Dead Body
I'm not dead!
Dead Collector What?
Large Man
Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
Dead Body
I'm not dead!
Dead Collector 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man
Yes he is.
Dead Body
I'm not!
Dead Collector He isn't!
Large Man
Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Dead Body
I'm getting betta!
Large Man
No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Dead Collector I can't take 'im like that! It's against regulation!
Dead Body
I don't want to go on the cart!
Large Man
Oh, don't be such a baby!
Dead Collector I can't take him.
Dead Body
I feel fine!
Large Man
Who's that then?
Dead Collector I dunno. Must be a king.
Large Man
Why?
Dead Collector He hasn't got shit all over him.
