A character in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

The French Castle quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) · 30 quotes

Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975): in 1 of its 30 quotes

Scenes with The French Castle

1 scene
Frenchman

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! [makes taunting gestures at them]

Sir Galahad

What a strange person.

King Arthur

Now, look here, my good man--

Frenchman

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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King Arthur Graham Chapman Galahad Michael Palin Dennis The Constitutional Peasant Lancelot The Tale of Sir Robin Tim the Enchanter John Cleese A Blessing from the Lord Camelot English Castle Frank the Historian John Young Inside the Cave Roger the Shrubber Eric Idle Swamp Castle The Witch Connie Booth The Black Knight John Cleese The Bridge of Death The Castle Anthrax The Castle Aaaaarrrgh The Cave of Caerbannog The Dead Collector Eric Idle The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch The Knights Who 'Til Recently Said Ni Sandy Johnson The Knights Who Say Ni! Michael Palin