Black Knight None shall pass.
What?
Black Knight None shall pass.
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight Then you shall die.
I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
Black Knight I move for no man.
So be it!
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight Tis but a scratch.
A scratch?! Your arm's off!
Black Knight No it isn't.
Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.]
Black Knight I've had worse.
You liar!
Black Knight Come on then, you pansy! [Charges Arthur, who chops the knight's remaining arm off.]
Victory is mine! [kneels and starts to pray] We thank thee Lord, that in thy-- [is kicked in the head by the armless knight.]
Black Knight Come on then!
What?
Black Knight Have at you! [Kicks Arthur]
You are indeed brave, good Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight Oohh, had enough, eh?
Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
Black Knight Yes I have.
Look!
Black Knight Just a flesh wound. [Continues to kick and taunt Arthur]
Stop that!
Black Knight Chicken! Chicken!
Look, I'll have your leg. [Recieves a very sharp kick] Right! [Chops off one of the black knight's legs]
Black Knight Right! I'll do you for that!
You'll what?
Black Knight Come here!
What are you going to do, bleed on me?!
Black Knight I'm invincible!
You're a looney.
Black Knight The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then. [Hopping on one leg towards King Arthur]
Black Knight Alright, we'll call it a draw.
Come, Patsy!
Black Knight Oh, oh I see. Running away, eh?! You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!!
[Fade to black.]
