A character in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

English Castle quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975): in 1 of its 30 quotes

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We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of Knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.

Guard

What, ridden on a horse?

Yes.

Guard

You're using coconuts!

What?

Guard

You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging 'em together.

So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through —

Guard

Where'd you get the coconuts?

We found them.

Guard

Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical!

What do you mean?

Guard

Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!

The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.

Guard

... Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

Not at all. They could be carried.

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