M Minstrel
(singing)
Brave Sir Robin ran away.
M Minstrel
(singing)
Bravely ran away away.
M Minstrel
(singing)
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
M Minstrel
(singing)
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about.
M Minstrel
(singing)
And gallantly he chickened out.
SR Sir Robin
I never did!
M Minstrel
(singing)
Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat.
M Minstrel
(singing)
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!
Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
R Robin
You tit! I soiled my armor, I was so scared!
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!
He'll do you up a treat, mate.
STOP! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
What... is your favourite colour?
[Suddenly friendly]
Right. Off you go.
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. [crosses the Bridge]
SR Sir Robin
That's easy! [He approaches the Bridge. The others follow him.]
STOP! Whoever approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
SR Sir Robin
Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
SR Sir Robin
Sir Robin of Camelot.
SR Sir Robin
To seek the Holy Grail.
What... is the capital of Assyria?
SR Sir Robin
I don't know that! AAAAAAAAHHH! [is cast into the gorge by an invisible force]
[Arthur and the other Knights realise that this will not be as easy as they thought. Galahad then approaches the Bridge.]
STOP! What... is your name?
What... is your favourite colour?
Blue. No, yellOOOOOOOW!! [is cast into the gorge]
Hee hee heh. STOP! What... is your name?
It is Arthur, King of the Britons.
What... is the average air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Huh? I don't know that! EEEEEEAAAARRGH!!! [is cast into the gorge]
Sir Bedevere [to Arthur]
How do you know so much about swallows?
Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
