STOP! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
What... is your name?
My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
What... is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.
What... is your favourite colour?
Blue.
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. [crosses the Bridge]
That's easy! [He approaches the Bridge. The others follow him.]
STOP! Whoever approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
What... is your name?
Sir Robin of Camelot.
What... is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.
What... is the capital of Assyria?
I don't know that! AAAAAAAAHHH! [is cast into the gorge by an invisible force]
[Arthur and the other Knights realise that this will not be as easy as they thought. Galahad then approaches the Bridge.]
STOP! What... is your name?
Sir Galahad of Camelot.
What... is your quest?
I seek the Grail.
What... is your favourite colour?
Blue. No, yellOOOOOOOW!! [is cast into the gorge]
Hee hee heh. STOP! What... is your name?
It is Arthur, King of the Britons.
What... is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.
What... is the average air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Huh? I don't know that! EEEEEEAAAARRGH!!! [is cast into the gorge]
[to Arthur]
How do you know so much about swallows?
Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
