Arthur
We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of Knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
Guard
What, ridden on a horse?
Arthur
Yes.
Guard
You're using coconuts!
Arthur
What?
Guard
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging 'em together.
Arthur
So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through —
Guard
Where'd you get the coconuts?
Arthur
We found them.
Guard
Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical!
Arthur
What do you mean?
Guard
Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!
Arthur
The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
Guard
... Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
Arthur
Not at all. They could be carried.
