Berthold Is there a doctor in the fish?
2nd most-quoted character in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988): in 5 of its 18 quotes
Most scenes with: Baron Munchausen (4)
Scenes with Berthold
5 scenes Berthold 
I'm Baron Munchausen!
Berthold That sounds nasty. Is it contagious?
Come on, Berthold.
Berthold GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!!!!
You're coming with us.
Berthold No chance!
Why not?
Berthold I can't remember.
You're not frightened, are you?
Berthold That's it!
Berthold Hang on. Hang on! It's all coming back. I've-I've been stuck here for over twenty years, ever since you were last here on the moon. You abandoned me here! You swine! You toddled off with that old queen of tarts and left me to rot in that parrot cage, didn't you? And now you come back here, just because it suits you, after wasting half my life and expect me to follow you to the ends of the earth!
Yes.
Berthold All right.
What's this?
Vulcan
Oh, this is our prototype. RX, uh, Intercontinental, radar-sneaky, multi-warheaded nuclear missile.
Ah! What does it do?
Vulcan
Do? Kills the enemy.
All the enemy?
Vulcan
Aye, all of them. All their wives, and all their children, and all their sheep, and all their cattle, and all their cats and dogs. All of them. All of them gone for good.
Sally
That's horrible.
Vulcan
Ahh. Well, you see, the advantage is you don't have to see one single one of them die. You just sit comfortably thousands of miles away from the battlefield and simply press the button.
Berthold Well, where's the fun in that?
