Horatio Jackson quotes from The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988)

Horatio Jackson

Six enemy cannon and rescuing...

Ten.

Horatio Jackson

Ten of our men held captive by The Turk.

Yes, sir.

Horatio Jackson

The officer about whom we've heard so much.

I suppose so, sir.

Horatio Jackson

Always taking risks far beyond the call of duty.

I only did my best, sir.

Horatio Jackson

Have him executed at once.

Yes, sir. Come along.

Horatio Jackson

This sort of behavior is demoralizing for the ordinary soldiers and citizens who are trying to lead normal, simple, unexceptional lives. I think things are difficult enough as it is without these emotional people rocking the boat.

Horatio Jackson

We've discussed it. You surrender.

Sultan

But we're winning!

Horatio Jackson

We surrendered last time! Now, it's your turn.

Sultan

What about the virgins?

Horatio Jackson

Oh, please forget about the virgins. We're fresh out of virgins.

Horatio Jackson

Stop this nonsense at once! You, sir, are under arrest for spreading your ridiculous tales at a time of great danger!