A character in The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue (1999)

Evil Martin quotes from The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue (1999)

Eric Idle

Tied for 8th most-quoted character in The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue (1999): in 5 of its 35 quotes
Most scenes with: Timmy (4), Jenny (4), Floyd (4)

Scenes with Evil Martin

5 scenes
Evil Martin
[tortures the cats head Floyd with an electric brain shocking device]

This is marvelous. By the time the full moon rolls around, I'll have an army of animals ready. Now you brainless fur balls! You can be my personal servants! [then releases Floyd] Plus the hat, cat!

Yes, my agent, yes, my agent.

Evil Martin

That's Dr. Valentine to you! [pushes the button and continues to torture Floyds head with electricity] Personally isn't it well actually.

Yes, bub! Yes, Dr. Valentine. Sire.

Evil Martin

Oh, one by one. The last species falls neatly into place! Ha ha ha!

Back off, Floyd, you bozo! You know I look lousy in a hat! Floyd, no, not that! Oh my please don't sonny! Aggh! Floyd! Whoa!
[Then Floyd puts on the brain shocker device on Muriels head and it tortures her head with electric shocks]

Timmy

I'm sorry everybody. It's my fault. I wasn't a team player.

[the Rat Guards of NIMH takes Timmy, Jenny, Justin prisoner and marches them into Dr. Valentines lab]

Here you go boss.

Timmy and Jenny
[The Rat Guard throws Timmy and Jenny on the floor and they fall forward and they get out and sees Dr. Valentine with the lightening flashing behind him] [gasp]

Dr. Valentine!

More recruits!

Yes sir. And we didn't even eat any I wanted to make a lovely stew of course.

[elbows Floyd]

Put a sock in it Floyd!

Evil Martin

Dr. Valentine, Fetch.

Dr. Valentine

Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!

Evil Martin
[Then the rubber ball bounces and Dr. Valentine acts like a dog and crawls on the floor after the ball and plays with it. Then Evil Martin is shown sitting in the electric chair]

Little Timothy, how you have grown?

Timmy

Huh? Who...

Evil Martin
[Then Evil Martin gets up and walks over to Timmy]

You bruised me. I must be half changed a bit. But for the better, don't you think, Hero?!

Timmy

Martin.

Evil Martin

Not quite, brother. It's me, the new and improved Martin.

Timmy

Martin what's wrong? What's happened to you?

Evil Martin

Happened?! Why life happened that's what?! And I made the most of it! Don't you think?
[Then the song Just Say Yes starts and Martin hypothesize them with his eye]

Evil Martin
[singing]

I was far too smart, from the very start. 'Cause our Father came from NIMH. I began to grow, little did he know. I had my own plans from him. He thought I was tame. Ha, Just my little game, until this all became mine!

[Timmy gasps in shock]

What?

Evil Martin
[singing]

They all do as I say. No one stands in my way. In my way, everybody here is happy. Or I have them slight altered, I can do as I please. I can change things with ease Horn or hair or fin or feather. [animals honking shrieking and clucking in cage] I control the wind and weather, we can rule the world together. If you come with me.

[shocked]

Tim.

Evil Martin
[singing]

You'll be happy. Oh, so happy, when you come with me. You'll be king of, everything of. All that you can see. Ha, ha, ha, ha! [he puts on the brain shocker device on his head and it torture with electric shock to his normal self] Just say yes, hero! [Timmy angrily pushes Martin]

Timmy

No! [turns Martin into his evil self]

Evil Martin
[singing]

Think what we, two can do. You and me, me and you. Buck yourself up, don't look so sad. We'll have more than dear, old Dad had butterflies and pretty flowers. Sunny skies and super powers, silver streams and fluffy kittens, laser beams and rubble cities.

Timmy
[furiously]

Dad wasn't crazy!

Evil Martin
[singing]

Take you chances while you can. Join in my Master plan, you won't tell me. I'm too blabby, when I'm ruler of Thorn Valley! [thunder crashing]

Timmy

No!

No!

No!

Evil Martin
[singing]

All of it will be mine, everyday will be fine. All the trains will run on time, and they'll be no more wars and crime. And I'll reduce your brain to slime, unless you just say yes. [Timmy gaves a loud fright] You'll be so happy. Oh, so happy, if you just say yes. Oh, poor fellow, mind like Jell-O. Such a nasty mess. Come on in to the greatest kind of life, to the best and the latest kind of life. You'll be happy, nice and happy Perfect happiness. Beyond measure, purest measure. If you just say yes.

Timmy
[shouts]

No!

Evil Martin
[singing]

It's our chance to rule. Don't let it slip away, don't be upset. It won't hurt much. You won't regret it. If you just say yes.

Evil Martin
[grabs Timmy's vest]

Just say yes.

Timmy

No!

Evil Martin

Wrong answer. [drops Timmy but Floyd catches him]

Tim!

I'd say, I've caught a mouse. Hi.

Timmy

Whoa! [tries to run but Floyd grabs him again]

Nah, ah. May I devour him, your vileness?

Evil Martin

No! Wait, But for now, maybe something a little more accommodating for a long lost brother. I know! A ring sized suits so you can watch me throw my master plan. Tonight the moon is full and I attack Thorn Valley.

Timmy

No!

Evil Martin

Your soon to be zapped friends. Will be my willing soldiers. Quite a shock. No pun intended.

You're insane! [The Rat Guard grabs Jenny's hair and pulls her back] Aggh!

Evil Martin

Well, thank you. Now she has real spunk. Not like you, Hero.

Let me go!

Evil Martin

She has real potential. Take her to my personal chamber.

[Muriel grabs Jenny with her mouth and takes her away]

Put me down you feline freak!

Evil Martin

Ooh, she'll make a perfect queen for my new realm, ha ha ha. Her attitude just needs a slight alteration. Place the others into their old friends. After all we have so much in common. No future. You'll be happy to know that this cage was one of our father's particular favorites. See you soon, brother. Then again, maybe not.

Timmy

Martin, don't do this!

Evil Martin

Ha ha ha ha!

Timmy

This is all my fault, why didn't I listen?
[Then the doors close]

[Muriel and Floyd are sleeping on the floor]

Roasting rat, rat. Rodent ratatouille.

Timmy

Surprise! [fires his slingshot at Floyds head]

Ow! Come back! You almost scared me to death!

[Then Floyd and Muriel quickly gets up and chases after Timmy]

Floyd! Floyd! Floyd!

Timmy

You call yourselves cats? You can't catch me!

[Floyd and Muriel trip on the cord and the tank of water spills on the floor and the cord sparks into a fire]

Now you've done it! Let me at him! Where'd he go?

Timmy
[They run into the elevator]

Excuse me? Going down? [fires the slingshot at the elevator and hits the button]

There!

Get him! Get him! there he is, Floyd!

[Floyd rips the elevator padding. Timmy runs up the elevator ceiling and the cats jump at him]

Now I have you! Now I have you!

Let me at him! I'll show you how to do it, Floyd! Come on, little mousy! I need that tail to use as a toothpick! Uh, oh.

Timmy
[Then Tim opens the elevator hatchet door and hits Muriel's face and she lands on Floyd]

Yes! Cecil! Quick! Cecil!

Hold your horseflies I've only got four hands.

[Timmy hooks the elevator gears with a hook]

Hello again!

Move it! Gadzooks!

I'm stuck!

Timmy
[the two cats get stuck as they try to get out of the door hatch]

See ya!

I was just kidding.

[Then the elevator falls down faster with the two cats, who screaming]

I blame you for this, Muriel!

[Timmy swings to the floor]

Hey! Thanks for the hand.

Timmy

Don't mention it sidekick. How's this for adapt and improvise? Gotta help the others. Let's go!

[They swing over to the open elevator door]

Stay away from me!

Timmy

Jenny! Go help Justin and the lost six, I'm going after Jenny. Jenny I'm coming! [runs in the hall while Cecil goes to help the others]

I'll never be your queen. Let me go! I'm warning you!

Timmy

Martin!

Evil Martin

Hero! You escaped. How clever.

Timmy

You're hurting her!

Evil Martin

Oh, poo! I assure you, electrocerebral enhancement is absolutely painless. Look at me.

Timmy

Let her go! Now!

Evil Martin

Please. I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid. You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat. Ow! Ow, Ow, Ow!

Timmy

I've been practicing.

Quick, Tim. We've got to save my parents. Look out!

Evil Martin

Stand still, will you? [attacks Timmy and Jenny with his cane]

Timmy

Martin, listen to me. Whatever they've done to you, we can make you well again.

Evil Martin

How many times must I tell you? I am not the do-ee! [draws his sword] I am the doer!

Timmy

Run, Jenny! Save the others!

Evil Martin

You hurt me.

Timmy

I'm sorry.

Evil Martin

Of course you're sorry. Everybody's sorry, after it's too late. [continues fighting Timmy with his sword] Say hello to Dad for me, okay?

Timmy

Martin, you don't want to do this!

Evil Martin

You're right. But the new and improved Martin does!

[kicks a few books onto Evil Martin]

Here, that’s for being so evil! Read them and weep. Come on, Tim, before he wakes up. Someone's coming.

Timmy

Quick! Behind the books.

Rat Guard of NIMH

Oh, Uh, Excuse the interruption, Sir. The men await flight instructions for the invasion of Thorn Valley.

Tim, you've got to adapt and improvise.

Rat Guard of NIMH

Uh, Sir?

Timmy
[as Evil Martin]

Oh, goody. Just head north by north by north, as the crow flies. And good hunting.

Rat Guard of NIMH

Sir!

That was great. How'd you think of that? Well, let's see if it worked. It did. They're going in the wrong direction. Come on!

Timmy

Oh, Martin.

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