Muriel
[sings off key]
All solo meow! The milk is meow!
Floyd
[pops out of the trash can and jumps on the fence]
Sing it Muriel, oh ho ho.
Muriel
[continues to sing off key]
Listen to meow! My love is, nice!
MA Muriel and Floyd
Hey! Whoa!
V Dr. Valentine
[Then a shoe is thrown at Muriel. Then, a man dumps water on Muriel and throws the bucket at Floyd. They both run off. Dr Valentine holds out a cat food bowl]
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Muriel
Hello. At least someone appreciates talent.
Floyd
Wait! I'm the one with the talent!
V Dr. Valentine
[He runs right in front of Muriel]
Nice, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Floyd
[sniffs at the bowl]
Mmm, oh, Stinking rotting fish. I think it a qua zine. Yow!
Muriel
[grabs at Floyds tail and holds him up]
Excuse me! Where are your manners? You hairball with feet!
Floyd
I'm sorry. After you my little nightingale. He he, Whoa!
Floyd
[Muriel drops Floyd on the ground]
Wait up snoot oles! might I have your leftovers?
Muriel
Over my dead body.
[the door closes behind them as they walk inside. Then Dr. Valentine laughs as they perform experiments of the cats and they scream]
Evil Martin
[tortures the cats head Floyd with an electric brain shocking device]
This is marvelous. By the time the full moon rolls around, I'll have an army of animals ready. Now you brainless fur balls! You can be my personal servants! [then releases Floyd] Plus the hat, cat!
Floyd
Yes, my agent, yes, my agent.
Evil Martin
That's Dr. Valentine to you! [pushes the button and continues to torture Floyds head with electricity] Personally isn't it well actually.
Floyd
Yes, bub! Yes, Dr. Valentine. Sire.
Evil Martin
Oh, one by one. The last species falls neatly into place! Ha ha ha!
Muriel
Back off, Floyd, you bozo! You know I look lousy in a hat! Floyd, no, not that! Oh my please don't sonny! Aggh! Floyd! Whoa!
[Then Floyd puts on the brain shocker device on Muriels head and it tortures her head with electric shocks]
Jenny
Mom! Dad! You're alright! [sees the lost six mice including her Mother and Father inside their cages. Mr. and Mrs. McBride walks over to the bars]
M Mr. McBride
Jenny. You shouldn't have come back. The moon is full tonight, we're all in danger!
Justin
We'll have you all out in a second.
M Mrs. McBride
Justin, is that really you?
Justin
To the rescue. Let's get you out of here.
Muriel
[Then all of a sudden Floyd grabs Justin and Brutus. And Muriel grabs 2 more rat crew members]
Gotcha! Ooh I'm so sorry did I startle you!
T Timmy
[opens in the door]
Martin?
Jenny
Tim! Cats!
T Timmy
Oh no! [runs back to help his friends]
Floyd
[grabs Jenny's tail]
Three blind mice. See how they shine throughout the device.
T Timmy
Oh man. Why didn't I listen? [walks back but Floyd grabs Timmy by the tail]
Floyd
Oh no you don't. You'll make a scrum-sics golden neck of here. [throws Timmy into his mouth]
Muriel
What the? [slaps Floyds back and Timmy comes out of his mouth on the ground] What are you thinking Floyd?
Floyd
They are going to make such a lovely stew you know. A few carrots and mashing up some greens.
Muriel
Grr! Floyd! [grabs the rest of the three mice by their tails away from Floyd] A good doctor will make a stew out of us if we hurt any of them!
Floyd
Merely I don't want to hurt him. I merely want to eat him. ha ha ha!
T Timmy
I'm sorry everybody. It's my fault. I wasn't a team player.
Muriel
[the Rat Guards of NIMH takes Timmy, Jenny, Justin prisoner and marches them into Dr. Valentines lab]
Here you go boss.
TA Timmy and Jenny
[The Rat Guard throws Timmy and Jenny on the floor and they fall forward and they get out and sees Dr. Valentine with the lightening flashing behind him] [gasp]
Jenny
Dr. Valentine!
Muriel
More recruits!
Floyd
Yes sir. And we didn't even eat any I wanted to make a lovely stew of course.
Muriel
[elbows Floyd]
Put a sock in it Floyd!
Evil Martin
Dr. Valentine, Fetch.
V Dr. Valentine
Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
Evil Martin
[Then the rubber ball bounces and Dr. Valentine acts like a dog and crawls on the floor after the ball and plays with it. Then Evil Martin is shown sitting in the electric chair]
Little Timothy, how you have grown?
Evil Martin
[Then Evil Martin gets up and walks over to Timmy]
You bruised me. I must be half changed a bit. But for the better, don't you think, Hero?!
Evil Martin
Not quite, brother. It's me, the new and improved Martin.
T Timmy
Martin what's wrong? What's happened to you?
Evil Martin
Happened?! Why life happened that's what?! And I made the most of it! Don't you think?
[Then the song Just Say Yes starts and Martin hypothesize them with his eye]
Floyd
[Muriel and Floyd are sleeping on the floor]
Roasting rat, rat. Rodent ratatouille.
T Timmy
Surprise! [fires his slingshot at Floyds head]
Floyd
Ow! Come back! You almost scared me to death!
Muriel
[Then Floyd and Muriel quickly gets up and chases after Timmy]
Floyd! Floyd! Floyd!
T Timmy
You call yourselves cats? You can't catch me!
Muriel
[Floyd and Muriel trip on the cord and the tank of water spills on the floor and the cord sparks into a fire]
Now you've done it! Let me at him! Where'd he go?
T Timmy
[They run into the elevator]
Excuse me? Going down? [fires the slingshot at the elevator and hits the button]
Floyd
There!
Muriel
Get him! Get him! there he is, Floyd!
Floyd
[Floyd rips the elevator padding. Timmy runs up the elevator ceiling and the cats jump at him]
Now I have you! Now I have you!
Muriel
Let me at him! I'll show you how to do it, Floyd! Come on, little mousy! I need that tail to use as a toothpick! Uh, oh.
T Timmy
[Then Tim opens the elevator hatchet door and hits Muriel's face and she lands on Floyd]
Yes! Cecil! Quick! Cecil!
Cecil
Hold your horseflies I've only got four hands.
Floyd
[Timmy hooks the elevator gears with a hook]
Hello again!
Muriel
Move it! Gadzooks!
Floyd
I'm stuck!
T Timmy
[the two cats get stuck as they try to get out of the door hatch]
See ya!
Muriel
I was just kidding.
Floyd
[Then the elevator falls down faster with the two cats, who screaming]
I blame you for this, Muriel!
Cecil
[Timmy swings to the floor]
Hey! Thanks for the hand.
T Timmy
Don't mention it sidekick. How's this for adapt and improvise? Gotta help the others. Let's go!
Jenny
[They swing over to the open elevator door]
Stay away from me!
T Timmy
Jenny! Go help Justin and the lost six, I'm going after Jenny. Jenny I'm coming! [runs in the hall while Cecil goes to help the others]
Jenny
I'll never be your queen. Let me go! I'm warning you!
Evil Martin
Hero! You escaped. How clever.
T Timmy
You're hurting her!
Evil Martin
Oh, poo! I assure you, electrocerebral enhancement is absolutely painless. Look at me.
Evil Martin
Please. I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid. You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat. Ow! Ow, Ow, Ow!
T Timmy
I've been practicing.
Jenny
Quick, Tim. We've got to save my parents. Look out!
Evil Martin
Stand still, will you? [attacks Timmy and Jenny with his cane]
T Timmy
Martin, listen to me. Whatever they've done to you, we can make you well again.
Evil Martin
How many times must I tell you? I am not the do-ee! [draws his sword] I am the doer!
T Timmy
Run, Jenny! Save the others!
Evil Martin
You hurt me.
Evil Martin
Of course you're sorry. Everybody's sorry, after it's too late. [continues fighting Timmy with his sword] Say hello to Dad for me, okay?
T Timmy
Martin, you don't want to do this!
Evil Martin
You're right. But the new and improved Martin does!
Jenny
[kicks a few books onto Evil Martin]
Here, that’s for being so evil! Read them and weep. Come on, Tim, before he wakes up. Someone's coming.
T Timmy
Quick! Behind the books.
RG Rat Guard of NIMH
Oh, Uh, Excuse the interruption, Sir. The men await flight instructions for the invasion of Thorn Valley.
Justin
Tim, you've got to adapt and improvise.
RG Rat Guard of NIMH
Uh, Sir?
T Timmy
[as Evil Martin]
Oh, goody. Just head north by north by north, as the crow flies. And good hunting.
RG Rat Guard of NIMH
Sir!
Jenny
That was great. How'd you think of that? Well, let's see if it worked. It did. They're going in the wrong direction. Come on!
