Aunt Voula [upon learning Ian is a vegetarian]
What do you mean, you don't eat no meat? [the entire room stops, in shock] ... That's okay. I make lamb.
3rd most-quoted character in My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002): in 11 of its 42 quotes
A line from Aunt Voula [to Ian's parents]Now, you are family. Okay. All my life, I had a lump at the back of my neck, right here. Always, a lump. Then I started menopause and the lump got bigger from the "hormonees." It started to grow. So I go to the doctor, and he did the bio... the b... the... the bios... the... b... the "bobopsy." Inside the lump he found teeth and a spinal cord. Yes. Inside the lump was my twin. [Ian's parents are horrified. Voula grabs a drink and toasts.] Hupah!!
More lines from Aunt Voula
8 quotes Aunt Voula Aunt Voula Tell me what to say. But don't tell me what to say.
Aunt Voula Toula. Toula! You're engaged! You're engaged-We never think this would happen for you-Never! Never. Taki, didn't we say that..?
Aunt Voula [Watching Ian dance at the reception]
Oh, Taki... he looks Greek.
Aunt Voula [after her daughter Nikki behaves rudely]
Skase! Be a lady!
Aunt Voula [Telling Ian's Family]
Look, this is what we do. The parents, they give a gift.
Aunt Voula [To Gus and Maria]
Woe to me, business is bad.
Aunt Voula [After Nick accidentally hears his name called]
No, my Nikki. She was supposed to come over and curl my hair.
Scenes with Aunt Voula
2 scenes Aunt Voula Toula, have you seen Nikki?
Nico
[Toula shakes her head. Her brother, Nick, appears from the kitchen.]
What's up, dear?
Aunt Voula No, my Nikki. She was supposed to come over and curl my hairs.
Nico
Yeah, I checked it.
It better be fresh!
Aunt Voula Taki, you couldn't wait for me?
Taki [whispers]
Sorry, sorry.
Aunt Voula Sorry, sorry. Don't sorry me. Ugh. Look at this, a rash. Somebody gave me the mati.
Put some Windex on. [sprays Windex on her rash]
Aunt Voula Ohh Gus, please, please!
Voula, this works! Last night, my toe was as big as my face.
Taki [looks very interested]
Aunt Voula [very disgusted]
So why you not wait for me?
Taki 'Cause, he wants to talk.
