Andrea Martin movie quotes

View Quote [upon learning Ian is a vegetarian] What do you mean, you don't eat no meat? [the entire room stops, in shock] ... That's okay. I make lamb.

View Quote Toula. Toula! You're engaged! You're engaged-We never think this would happen for you-Never! Never. Taki, didn't we say that..?

View Quote Tell me what to say. But don't tell me what to say.

View Quote [Ms. Mac and the sorority sisters sneak downstairs and see a figure standing near the Christmas tree.]
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Can we help you?
Leigh Colvin: She was supposed to call.
[Leigh reveals herself.]
Leigh Colvin: I'm Clair's sister. Where is she?

View Quote Heather Fitzgerald: What are you doing? [Ms. Mac grabs an old ice scraper.] What is that thing?
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Are you kidding me? [Ms. Mac gets out of the car. She starts scraping the ice off in the windshield] Privileged bitch, Frigid Southern Princess!

View Quote Heather Fitzgerald: Mrs. Mac why don't you open the present we got you?
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Because we have to open Billy's present first. It's a 15-year old Alpha Kappa Tradition.
Heather Fitzgerald: Okay, I... I drew that name. [everyone turns to her] But can I say, I'm sorry, I'm just? I'm really not okay with this, I mean buying a Christmas present for a serial killer?
[Kelli prepares juice for Melissa.]
Melissa Kitt: No, you see serial killers murder repeatedly for sexual thrill. Billy Lenz was a spree killer. Dude just **** lost it. [Kelli gives the juice to Melissa.; turns to Kelli] Thank you.
Heather Fitzgerald: Oh, whatever, Melissa, okay? I'm just offended by a pagan sacrifice, to ward off evil spirits on Christmas.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Heather, we're just having a little bit of fun.
Lauren Hanon: Christmas is more about warding off evil spirits than Halloween. What Christmas shit in this room resembles anything Christian, Huh? It's all neo-pagan magic. Christmas tree, a magical rite ensuring the return of the crops. The mistletoe is nothing but a conception charm. Fifth century Christians jacked a Roman winter festival, 12 days in December where the nights were long and the Earth was roamed by the demons of chaos. And **** Santa Claus, This fat voyeur that watches you all year long, to make sure you live up to his standards of decency before breaking into your house? And that is different from what Billy did how?
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Billy didn't break in..., Billy lived here.

View Quote Evil Martin: [tortures the cats head Floyd with an electric brain shocking device] This is marvelous. By the time the full moon rolls around, I'll have an army of animals ready. Now you brainless fur balls! You can be my personal servants! [then releases Floyd] Plus the hat, cat!
Floyd: Yes, my agent, yes, my agent.
Evil Martin: That's Dr. Valentine to you! [pushes the button and continues to torture Floyds head with electricity] Personally isn't it well actually.
Floyd: Yes, bub! Yes, Dr. Valentine. Sire.
Evil Martin: Oh, one by one. The last species falls neatly into place! Ha ha ha!
Muriel: Back off, Floyd, you bozo! You know I look lousy in a hat! Floyd, no, not that! Oh my please don't sonny! Aggh! Floyd! Whoa!
[Then Floyd puts on the brain shocker device on Muriels head and it tortures her head with electric shocks]

View Quote Timmy: I'm sorry everybody. It's my fault. I wasn't a team player.
[the Rat Guards of NIMH takes Timmy, Jenny, Justin prisoner and marches them into Dr. Valentines lab]
Muriel: Here you go boss.
[The Rat Guard throws Timmy and Jenny on the floor and they fall forward and they get out and sees Dr. Valentine with the lightening flashing behind him]
Timmy and Jenny: [gasp]
Jenny: Dr. Valentine!
Muriel: More recruits!
Floyd: Yes sir. And we didn't even eat any I wanted to make a lovely stew of course.
Muriel: [elbows Floyd] Put a sock in it Floyd!
Evil Martin: Dr. Valentine, Fetch.
Dr. Valentine: Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
[Then the rubber ball bounces and Dr. Valentine acts like a dog and crawls on the floor after the ball and plays with it. Then Evil Martin is shown sitting in the electric chair]
Evil Martin: Little Timothy, how you have grown?
Timmy: Huh? Who...
[Then Evil Martin gets up and walks over to Timmy]
Evil Martin: You bruised me. I must be half changed a bit. But for the better, don't you think, Hero?!
Timmy: Martin.
Evil Martin: Not quite, brother. It's me, the new and improved Martin.
Timmy: Martin what's wrong? What's happened to you?
Evil Martin: Happened?! Why life happened that's what?! And I made the most of it! Don't you think?
[Then the song Just Say Yes starts and Martin hypothesize them with his eye]

View Quote Muriel: [sings off key] All solo meow! The milk is meow!
Floyd: [pops out of the trash can and jumps on the fence] Sing it Muriel, oh ho ho.
Muriel: [continues to sing off key] Listen to meow! My love is, nice!
Muriel and Floyd: Hey! Whoa!
[Then a shoe is thrown at Muriel. Then, a man dumps water on Muriel and throws the bucket at Floyd. They both run off. Dr Valentine holds out a cat food bowl]
Dr. Valentine: Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Muriel: Hello. At least someone appreciates talent.
Floyd: Wait! I'm the one with the talent!
[He runs right in front of Muriel]
Dr. Valentine: Nice, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Floyd: [sniffs at the bowl] Mmm, oh, Stinking rotting fish. I think it a qua zine. Yow!
Muriel: [grabs at Floyds tail and holds him up] Excuse me! Where are your manners? You hairball with feet!
Floyd: I'm sorry. After you my little nightingale. He he, Whoa!
[Muriel drops Floyd on the ground]
Floyd: Wait up snoot oles! might I have your leftovers?
Muriel: Over my dead body.
[the door closes behind them as they walk inside. Then Dr. Valentine laughs as they perform experiments of the cats and they scream]