Derek Wow! You really are big.
Yeah, but I'm still me. I'm still the girl you fell in love with.
Derek Except you destroyed the Golden Gate Bridge.
But that was the only way I could defeat the alien robot! Did you ever think I could do that?!
Derek No, I didn't. I can honestly say that it never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever occurred to me.
Look, I know this is all a little weird - okay, it's a lot weird - but I'm sure we can get through this. Together, we can find a way to get me back to normal.
Derek Susan, try to look at this from my perspective. I have an audience that depends on me for news, weather, sports and heart-warming fluff pieces. So you expect me to put all that on hold while you try to undo this thing that happened to you, that I had absolutely nothing to do with?
Yes, that's exactly what I expect. What about the life we always wanted? Don't you still want that?
Derek Of course. I just, don't see... don't see how I can have that with you.
[On the verge of tears]
Derek, please. Don't do this.
Derek You have to face facts, Susan. And don't crush me for saying this, but I'm not looking to get married and spend the rest of my life on someone else's shadow. And you're casting a pretty big shadow. I'm sorry. It's over. Good luck, Susan.
[Scene pans down to her paresnts' house in a neighborhood and inside, the main protagonist, Susan, is sleeping in her bed. She reaches in for the light turns on her lamp and opened up her eyes. Suddenly, she tries to scream at the bridesmaids.] [screaming]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
B Bridesmaids
[screaming]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
B1 Bridesmaid 1
[wheezing]
[The slurping comes from one of them drinking coffee and the flashes came from one of them taking pictures.]
What are you guys doing here? It's 5 o'clock in the morning.
B1 Bridesmaid 1
Hurry, turn on the TV! Turn it on now!
Derek [Susan turns on the TV is set up on the other side of the room where Derek speaks, as Susan and her bridesmaids watch.]
And some early morning fog, giving way to sunny skies. Seventy-five degrees. A perfect day to stop by the old folk art and craft show down at the fairgrounds, or a perfect day to marry Susan Murphy.
Derek [Susan moves closer to the TV as Derek makes a heart with his hands.]
I love you, baby.
Derek And good morning, Modesto!
NT News Technician
Channel 172.
[Susan and two of her bridesmaids pose for a picture together]
Derek [gasps at Susan's glowing face]
Wow. You're… glowing.
[unaware that she’s glowing; sweetly]
Thank you.
Derek No. No, Susan, you're, like, really glowing. You're green!
[looks at her glowing left arm and gasps]
Oh, no! [suddenly starts growing with her hair turning white and getting scared of Derek.] [scared] DEREK!!!
[Everyone in the church watches her "growth spurt".] [horrifyingly shocked]
OH, MY GOSH!
Derek [threateningly]
WHAT IS GOING ON?! WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!
[scared]
YOU'RE ALL SHRINKING!
Derek [threateningly]
UH-UH! YOU'RE GROWING!
[scared]
WELL, MAKE IT STOP!
P Priest
Get me the Government! [jumps through the window]
[scared]
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING?![The woman screams and all the people run away from the growing bride]
[scared]
WAIT, WAIT!!! EVERYBODY, IT'S OK! HAVE SOME CHAMPAGNE WHILE WE'RE FIGURING THIS OUT!
MD Mama Dietl
[trying to open the door and escape]
Thumbs! Thumbs!
