Nedrick "Ned" Rochlin I need some leg warmers, my Croc is stuck!
Most-quoted character in Our Idiot Brother (2011): in 11 of its 14 quotes
Most scenes with: Billy (3)
This is like free therapy. New York State cares.
More lines from Nedrick "Ned" Rochlin
3 quotes Nedrick "Ned" Rochlin Nedrick "Ned" Rochlin [about River]
You know, he's just a little boy. Little boys fight. Doesn't mean he's going to grow up to be a frat-boy rapist.
Nedrick "Ned" Rochlin I like to think that if you put your trust out there; if you really give people the benefit of the doubt, see their best intentions, people will rise to the occasion.
Scenes with Nedrick "Ned" Rochlin
7 scenes
Nothing like two dudes and a dog making candles.
Ned Such a cliché.
Jeremy
[referring to Ned not being able to go through with a 3-way with a man and a woman]
Just because you're straight doesn't mean you're homophobic.
Ned [feeling ashamed of himself]
I don't know, maybe I should have tried harder.
Ned [working with Billy in their new recycled candle shop]
Anyway, what I was saying though, is that people recycle cans, they recycle papers, you know... why not, why not candles? I say, we put a bin out, let people bring their old drippings in their convenience.
It's like those, those bags, that say - I used to be a plastic bottle. We can have a bin that say - I used to be another candle!
Ned That's a great idea. Yeah. And then when they bring those candles, we put them in another bin that say - I used to be another candle.
Yeah... and eventually we can just have one that say - "Trust me, I used to be a lot of candles!"
Ned [agreeing, amused by the idea]
I was a ton... I used to be a lot of candles!
Ned [looking for his dog Willie Nelson]
Hey, man, have you seen Willie Nelson?
Oh, Yeah, definitely.
Ned When?
[realizing what was actually asked]
Oh, you mean recently? I just meant, in general, I have seen him!
Ned Okay, I, I really didn't want to get litigious, but I brought a lawyer.
Cindy
[off-screen, shouting into the phone]
Well, I am sorry I don't have a big, throbbing **** for you!
Janet
That's some Ivy League shit out there, man.
Omar
[speaking extremely slowly]
I'm Officer Omar Coleman. I'm your parole officer.
Ned I'm Ned Rochlin. Why are you talking so slow?
Omar
[now speaking normally]
I just figured, looking at your sheet, that since you sold grass to a uniformed police officer that you must be ****.
Ned Yeah, I get that a lot.
Ned Hey, you know, I've been meaning to tell you. You're doing a really good thing here, Omar. Seriously. I mean you talk to us screw-ups, you give us a reason for getting out of bed in the morning.
Omar
Thanks, man. So you get out of bed in another three weeks, okay?
Ned I'll do it.
Omar
I appreciate the compliment. It's rare that we get love from the clients.
Ned Well, you're a good dude. And I just needed this appointment today, I'm having a tough go of it. I swear, I try and do good, but I just **** it up. Man, I **** it up with my sisters, I'm back living with my mom. On top of it all, I broke down and smoked a joint with the kid that lives across the street from me.
Omar
Okay, I didn't just hear that.
Ned I said I broke down and smoked a joint with the kid that lives across the stre...
Omar
What are you doing? Hey! Ned, why are you telling me this?
Ned I just need to unload, man. That's part of why I'm here, right?
Omar
I'm not your therapist, Ned. You don't tell your parole officer you got high. Now I have to report you or I could lose my job.
Ned Seriously? Can you forget I said that?
Omar
No, Ned, I can't.
Ned Aw, shit.
