Scenes with Scott
10 scenes
Scott
Look, child-support is coming, alright? It's just hard finding a job when you have a record.
P Paxton
I'm sure you'll figure it out, but for now, I want you out of my house.
Scott
No way! It's my daughter's birthday party.
P Paxton
It's at my house!
Scott
So what? She's my kid.
M Maggie
[Maggie walks down the hallway and shakes her head disapprovingly when she sees Scott]
You can't just show up here, you know that. Come on.
Scott
It's a birthday party.
M Maggie
Yeah I know, but you can't just show up.
Scott
She's my daughter, alright?
P Paxton
You don't know the first thing about being a father.
Scott
Maggie, I tell you this as a friend and as the first love of my life. Your fiancé is an ass-hat.
M Maggie
He's not an ass-hat.
P Paxton
Hey, watch your language, OK?
Scott
Oh, what language? I said "hat."
Scott
[Scott breaks into a house and reaches the safe]
Oh man.
Scott
Well, they weren't kidding. This safe is serious.
L Luis
How serious are we talkin', Scotty?
Scott
It's a Carbondale. It's from 1910. Made from the same steel as the Titanic.
L Luis
Wow. Can you crack it?
Scott
Well, here's the thing. It doesn't do so well in the cold. Remember what that iceberg did?
L Luis
Yeah, man, it killed Di Caprio.
K Kurt
Did not kill the old lady. She still throw the jewel into the oceans.
Hank
[After Scott puts on the Ant-Man suit and shrinks for the first time] [On comms]
The world sure seems different from down here, doesn't it Scott?
Scott
Who said that?
Scott
[After Hank briefs Scott on what Cross is planning and wants him to be the Ant-Man]
Ok, the first thing we should do…is call the Avengers.
Hank
[Angry]
I spent thirty years protecting that technology from a Stark, I sure as hell don't intend to give it to another! This isn't some cute tech like the Iron Man suit, it could change the face of reality! Besides, they must already have their hands busy throwing cities out of the sky…
Hope
You're gonna have to learn how to punch.
Scott
You're gonna show me how to punch? [Holds up his hand as a target] Okay. Show me how to—
Hope
[Hope cuts him off with a punch to the face]
That's how you punch.
Scott
OW! Were you even aiming for my hand?
Hope
[A training montage where Scott learns about his new six-legged friends]
Paratrechina longicornis, commonly known as crazy ants. They're lightning fast and can conduct electricity, which makes them useful to fry out enemy electronics.
Scott
Aww, you're not so crazy. You're cute.
. . .
Hope
Paraponera clavata.
Scott
I know, bullet ants, right? Number one on the Schmidt Pain Index.
. . .
Hope
Camponotus pennsylvanicus.
Hank
Alternatively known as a carpenter ant. Ideal for ground and air transport.
Scott
[With the carpenter ant he previously flew on]
Wait a minute. I know this guy. I'm gonna call him Antony.
Hank
That's good. That's very good, because this time you're really gonna have to learn how to control him.
Scott
[Approaching the "old Stark warehouse" he's supposed to burglarize]
Uh, guys, we might have a problem. Hank, didn't you say this was some old warehouse?
Scott
[The "warehouse" comes into clearer view, with a large circle-A insignia on the roof denoting its role as the Avengers' base]
It's not! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
Hope
Scott, get out of there!
Hank
Abort! Abort now!
Scott
No, it's okay. Doesn't look like anyone's home.
Scott
[Standing before Sam Wilson, shrunken]
It's okay, he can't see me.
Scott
...He can see me.
Scott
[Scott demonstrates the Ant-Man suit to his crew for the first time]
Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared.
L Luis
Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared.
Scott
Really?
Scott
Good.
K Kurt
[Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him] [Gasps, jumps out of chair]
This is the work of gypsies!
D Dave
That's witchcraft!
L Luis
[Keeping his cool]
That's amazing. That's like some David Copperfield shit!
L Luis
How'd you do that, bro?
Scott
Don't freak out, look at your shoulder.
L Luis
[Luis looks at his shoulder and sees the miniaturized Scott]
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! [Runs out of the room] Get if off! Get it off!
Scott
I thought Daddy didn't get scared!
Scott
Paxton, turn around. Take me back.
P Paxton
I'm taking you back. To prison.
Scott
There's something in that backyard that needs to be destroyed, in the bug-zapper. I-
P Paxton
[Paxton hits the brake with his foot and angrily turns to Scott]
You need to desist right now! Your delusions are out of hand!
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