You're gonna have to learn how to punch.
You're gonna show me how to punch? [Holds up his hand as a target] Okay. Show me how to—
OW! Were you even aiming for my hand?
Ant-Man quotes
Luis What is it?
Well, they weren't kidding. This safe is serious.
Luis How serious are we talkin', Scotty?
It's a Carbondale. It's from 1910. Made from the same steel as the Titanic.
Luis Wow. Can you crack it?
Well, here's the thing. It doesn't do so well in the cold. Remember what that iceberg did?
Luis Yeah, man, it killed Di Caprio.
Dave Killed everybody.
Kurt Did not kill the old lady. She still throw the jewel into the oceans.
Sam I can see you.
...He can see me.
Look, child-support is coming, alright? It's just hard finding a job when you have a record.
Paxton I'm sure you'll figure it out, but for now, I want you out of my house.
No way! It's my daughter's birthday party.
Paxton It's at my house!
So what? She's my kid.
Maggie Scott!
Maggie [Maggie walks down the hallway and shakes her head disapprovingly when she sees Scott]
You can't just show up here, you know that. Come on.
It's a birthday party.
Maggie Yeah I know, but you can't just show up.
She's my daughter, alright?
Paxton You don't know the first thing about being a father.
Maggie, I tell you this as a friend and as the first love of my life. Your fiancé is an ass-hat.
Maggie He's not an ass-hat.
Paxton Hey, watch your language, OK?
Oh, what language? I said "hat."
Paxton, turn around. Take me back.
Paxton I'm taking you back. To prison.
There's something in that backyard that needs to be destroyed, in the bug-zapper. I-
Paxton [Paxton hits the brake with his foot and angrily turns to Scott]
You need to desist right now! Your delusions are out of hand!
Stark [Murmuring]
He doesn't seem happy… [Normal] Hello, Hank, You're supposed to be in Moscow.
I took a detour. [takes a Pym Particle vial and puts it on the desk] Through your defense lab.
Carter Tell me that isn't what I think it is.
That depends if you think it's a poor attempt to replicate my work. Even for this group, that takes nerve.
Carson You were instructed to go to Russia. May I remind you, Dr. Pym, that you're a soldier?
I'm a scientist.
Stark Then act like one, The Pym Particle is the most revolutionary science ever developed, help us put it to good use.
I let you turn me into your errand boy, and now you try to steal my research?
Carson If only you'd protected Janet with such ferocity, Dr. Pym.
Carter [Hank takes a moment to control himself before he slams Carson's head into the desk] [Intervening]
Easy, Hank!
You mention my wife again, and I'll show you ferocity.
Stark [As Carson stares at him]
Don't look at me. You said it.
I formally tender my resignation.
Stark We won't accept it…formally. Hank, we need you. The Pym Particle is a miracle. Please, don't let your past determine the future.
As long as I am alive, nobody will ever get that formula.
Carson [Hank turns around and leaves calmly]
We shouldn't let him leave the building.
Carter You've already lied to him, now you want to go to war with him?
Carson Yes! Our scientists haven't come close to replicating his work.
Stark He just kicked your ass full-size. You really want to find out what it's like when you can't see him coming?
[A training montage where Scott learns about his new six-legged friends]
Paratrechina longicornis, commonly known as crazy ants. They're lightning fast and can conduct electricity, which makes them useful to fry out enemy electronics.
Aww, you're not so crazy. You're cute.
. . .
Paraponera clavata.
I know, bullet ants, right? Number one on the Schmidt Pain Index.
. . .
Camponotus pennsylvanicus.
Alternatively known as a carpenter ant. Ideal for ground and air transport.
[With the carpenter ant he previously flew on]
Wait a minute. I know this guy. I'm gonna call him Antony.
That's good. That's very good, because this time you're really gonna have to learn how to control him.
[After Hank briefs Scott on what Cross is planning and wants him to be the Ant-Man]
Ok, the first thing we should do…is call the Avengers.
[Angry]
I spent thirty years protecting that technology from a Stark, I sure as hell don't intend to give it to another! This isn't some cute tech like the Iron Man suit, it could change the face of reality! Besides, they must already have their hands busy throwing cities out of the sky…
[After Scott puts on the Ant-Man suit and shrinks for the first time] [On comms]
The world sure seems different from down here, doesn't it Scott?
Who said that?
[Approaching the "old Stark warehouse" he's supposed to burglarize]
Uh, guys, we might have a problem. Hank, didn't you say this was some old warehouse?
[The "warehouse" comes into clearer view, with a large circle-A insignia on the roof denoting its role as the Avengers' base]
It's not! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
Scott, get out of there!
Abort! Abort now!
No, it's okay. Doesn't look like anyone's home.
[Mid-credits scene; Hank brings Hope down to his lab]
There’s something I want to show you. I realized you can’t destroy power, all you can do is to make sure that it’s in the right hands.
[Hank opens up a vault to reveal the prototype of the Wasp suit]
This is an advanced prototype that your mother and I worked on together. She never got to use it, but now I realize that we were… we were working on it for you.
Sam Wilson [Post-credits scene: Sam Wilson and Steve Rogers (aka Captain America) are in a garage with the Winter Soldier, his metal arm tightly clamped in a vise and a forlorn look on his face]
This woulda been a lot easier a week ago.
Steve Rogers If we call Tony…
Sam He wouldn't believe us.
Steve
Even if he did—
Wilson Who knows if the accords will let him help?
Rogers
We're on our own.
Wilson Maybe not. I know a guy.
[Scott demonstrates the Ant-Man suit to his crew for the first time]
Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared.
Luis Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared.
Really?
Luis Yeah.
Good.
Kurt [Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him] [Gasps, jumps out of chair]
This is the work of gypsies!
Dave That's witchcraft!
Luis [Keeping his cool]
That's amazing. That's like some David Copperfield shit!
Dave That's wizardry!
Kurt Sorcery!
Luis How'd you do that, bro?
Don't freak out, look at your shoulder.
Luis [Luis looks at his shoulder and sees the miniaturized Scott]
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! [Runs out of the room] Get if off! Get it off!
I thought Daddy didn't get scared!
Cassie [Yellowjacket appears in Cassie's room]
Are you a monster?
Yellowjacket Do I look like a monster?
Cassie …I want my daddy!
Yellowjacket [Menacingly]
I know. I want your daddy too.