Pete It's the baseball draft honey, I got Matsui!
Played by Paul Rudd 
Knocked Up (2007) · 87 quotes
Knocked Up (2007) · 87 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Knocked Up (2007): in 15 of its 87 quotes
Most scenes with: Debbie (5), Fantasy Baseball Guy (4)
Oh God, they go apeshit over bubbles. I mean, that’s an incredible thing about a child. What’s so great about bubbles? I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubbles. It’s totally sad; their smiling faces point out your inability to enjoy anything.
More lines from Pete
9 quotes Pete Pete There are FIVE different kinds of chairs in this hotel room.
Pete You look like Babe Ruth's older gay brother. Gay-be Ruth.
Pete You look like a cholo dressed up on Easter.
Pete [quoting ‘Back to the Future’]
Where we're going we don't need roads.
Pete Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
Pete I think it's Matisyahu.
Pete I'm gonna thrown you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88.
Pete Every time when you see yourself you think, how is these monster came here
Scenes with Pete
5 scenes
We have to help them raise the baby.
Pete Well...****!!
Look, here are all the sex offenders in our neighborhood.
Pete Looks like your computer has chicken pox.
These are SEX OFFENDERS. They live in our NEIGHBORHOOD.
Pete Well, we'll skip their houses when we go trick-or-treating. What do you want me to do? Form a posse? (to Ben) I got my six shooter. Ya got your lynchin' rope?
If I didn't care about these things, you wouldn't care about anything. Care more.
Pete Okay, then let's go see Spiderman 3 next week.
I don't wanna see Spiderman! I don't want to have to ask you to ask me!! I want you to think of it yourself!
Pete Look, I don't even know what I'm supposed to say to you.
You think that just because you don't yell, you're not mean?! This is mean!!
Hey, I have a great idea. Why don't the two of you go into your time machines and go back in time and **** each other?
Pete Who needs a time machine?
Pete I'm gonna throw you into my De Lorean, gun it to 88!
Pete [after brushing his teeth]
... So what do you think? Should we have sex tonight?
Ugh... sounds awful... I'm just really constipated. Do you really want to?
Pete Well, not now!
