I assumed you were wearing a patch, or like a, like a dental dam, or one of those ****in' butterfly clips or something--
Alison What? What the hell is a dental dam?
It's like saran wrap, it's disgusting, but I thought you had one!
Played by Katherine Heigl 
Knocked Up (2007) · 87 quotes
Knocked Up (2007) · 87 quotes
8th most-quoted character in Knocked Up (2007): in 8 of its 87 quotes
Most scenes with: Ben (8), Ben Stone (7), Fantasy Baseball Guy (7)
Scenes with Alison
8 scenes Alison Alison I'm pregnant.
**** off!
Alison What?
What?
Alison I'm pregnant.
Pregnant... with emotion?
Alison Pregnant with a baby.
Do you want to do it doggie style?
Alison No I do not want you to **** me like a dog.
It's doggie style. It's just in the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.
Alison BOOBS! BOOBS and BUSH!
Alriiight, credit bush! That's the best, we're not even five minutes in.
Alison What if this was our second date, what would we do?
BJ?
Our baby is going to be French Canadian.
Alison And a little bit Spanish...?
Yeah, I'm not very good with impressions.
Alison I'm sorry I told you to **** your bong.
It's okay... I didn't...
I'm naked...
Alison Hmm...
Did we have sex?
Alison Yeah.
Nice.
