Andie You should've had a trial, Surly. I'm sorry.
Played by Katherine Heigl 
The Nut Job (2014) · 55 quotes
The Nut Job (2014) · 55 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in The Nut Job (2014): in 10 of its 55 quotes
Most scenes with: Surly (4), Grayson (3), Jamie (3)
Do you really think Grayson should be coming with me? I don't think he's recovered from that hit on the head.
More lines from Andie
5 quotes Andie Andie [looks around the nut store]
This is incredible! There's enough food here to feed the park for years!
Andie Hey, listen! For as long as this old mill has stood, we have always worked together and kept our promises. We are NOT a pack of wild animals! [brief silence] Well... Okay, we are, but... [Jimmy burps, Johnny laughs] Winter is coming. If we don't work with Surly, we won't survive.
Andie [to Raccoon about Surly]
You're a thief, not Surly. He was right about you.
Andie This park will always honor your deals, Surly.
Scenes with Andie
4 scenes
The tally is in! The food collected in the trunk of our oak tree... [the other animals gasp] ...will not be enough to carry us through winter.
Redline
[as the other animals chatter in disappointment]
I knew it, we're gonna die!
Settle down! Settle down now, please!
Sparrow
RACCOON!
Shh! Raccoon's giving a speech.
Sparrow
EXCUSE ME! ANDIE AND GRAYSON ARE...
Tee-tee-tee-tee!
Sparrow
YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO ME!
Ba-ba-ba-ba!
[turns to the animals]
...this park will persevere! Take heart, park brethren. [the other animals look behind Raccoon] There is hope.
Sparrow
RACCOON!!!
Sparrow
I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO POINT OUT THAT... [laughs nervously]
Grayson's never let us down before. I believe he's on his way, right at this very moment, carrying...
[turns around, sees a nut cart on fire flying across the park]
What? [the other animals panic] Our food! It'll be destroyed!
Abandon tree! ABANDON TREE!!!
[the nut cart bounces off the tree, lands on the mill wheel, sends itself in the air, Andie drops off] [opens the haul, sees he's about to crash in the tree]
NOT MY PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL FACE! AAAAAAAHH!!! [the nut cart lands]
[the other animals sigh in relief, then the tree explodes, creating popcorn launching from it]
Grayson? Grayson?! Where are you?!
What happened here? [picks up charred nuts, crumbles them in his hands in frustration] Who is responsible for this?!
Let go of me, you clowns! You're making a big mistake here! I got an alibi! Unh, I got witnesses! [the twins throw him]
Found him hiding in one of our holes, just like a snake.
I was recovering buried nuts. That what I was doi... [sniffs the air] You smell, like, burnt nuts or somethin'? That me? [as he turns around] What's goin' ooooo... [laughs] Look at that! Ha-ha! You guys are messed for winter, man! I mean, wow! Just look at that bonfire! You didn't see that comin', did ya?
Andie Raccoon, let me organize a trial. Just give the order.
Pigeon
Another trail?! He's never learned!
Jimmy
He needs something more severe!
He is a clear and present danger!
Yug...!
Andie No! No, we do things by the rule of law. Let justice take care of him.
They want justice, Andie, and justice they will receive. [Cardinal lands on his shoulder, he turns to the other animals] All those in favor of banishment, raise your paws!
Andie Banishment?
Bandages? Yes, please.
[the other animals hesitate]
Why are you hesitating? He's refused to join us, ridiculed our hard work, stolen, cheated, lied, and now destroyed our only food for winter! What say all?! [they raise their paws]
And stick 'em up! Ha! [raises his paw] Why is the ground moving towards my face? [faints again]
Andie We don't convict without a trial. This isn't how we do things. [Mole sighs in resignation]
I have run out of options for that squirrel, Andie [puts his hand on her shoulder] Do what you will. Do what is right. [Andie slowly raises her paw]
[looks around in desperation, finds Buddy roasting an acorn, regains self-confidence]
Ha! Uh, uh, Buddy has not voted! And it has to be unanimous. That's the rule. You won't vote against me, will ya, ol' Buddy? Buddy? [Buddy looks, waves his paw, Surly is in shock]
You were saying?
Ha-ha! I got 4 words for you.
Okay!
THING-A-MA-BOOBY!
AAH!!!
How you like that, huh?
Okay, you win! You win! Get that thing outta my face! You got me.
So you can talk?
Okay, I'll stop talking. Just don't blow that whistle.
I'm not gonna feel sorry for you.
Of course, yes, I understand.
Stay! [to Buddy and Andie] Alright, it's safe to come down!
I'm gonna level with you 'cause you seem like a reasonable guy. If I don't get rid of you, they're gonna send me back to the pound. Alright? And I can't go back to that pound!
Oh, yeah, sure, I believe you.
No, I'm a victim of circumstance!
Not my problem, dog. [to Andie] Are you guys okay? Don't worry about her.
Andie This is incredible! [climbs a barrel] There's enough food here to feed the park for years!
Look, can we be friends?
Oh, great.
C'mon! I can do all sorts of stuff. You wanna see? You know what? I can fetch things, huh? I can sit. Oh! [turns around to shake her tail] Look at this thing! This is crazy! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Has a mind of its own. Oh, oh, oh! I can play dead. Watch. [plays dead] Now I'm alive! I mean, this is unbelievable. It's like one then the next. Dead, then alive. Right? [Buddy sniffs and throws a stick of dynamite]
Andie I'm getting some of this food back to the park.
What?
Andie We had a deal.
I said shut it! [to Andie] Look, the deal is: you take your share, I get mine, we split ways.
Andie There's no way I can get these to the park safely. [jumps down] We need a foolproof plan.
Yeah, good luck with that. Buddy and I are diggin' a tunnel.
Andie [chuckles]
That's just... That's crazy. No, it's brilliant. [jumps onto the tractor belt] Oh, Raccoon and the animals will flip when they hear about this! We'll be back, first thing tomorrow to get started on the tunnel.
That's not part of the deal!
What? No! S- You stay! [to Andie] I never said that I'd work with the park.
Andie Well, your welcome to come back with me if you want. Who knows? You might just end up being a hero. I'll be back with a team. Well done, Surly! [she leaves the store]
Hey, boss. I'm gonna lick your face. [Surly walks away, she follows after him] C'mon, don't be weird.
[sees cart of nuts]
What the? [sees Fingers and Lucky walk out of the tunnel] I told you to load those nuts into the vault!
Yeah, so why did you take the cart outta the tunnel?
What kinda game are you playin' here?
What kinda game are YOU playin'?!
Lucky
[puts his hand on Fingers]
Relax! We probably just bumped the cart.
Or maybe it was... [pushes the cart to expose Buddy, Andie, and the Bruisers] Rats! [they scatter]
Lucky
Holy Toledo! [King sees Andie, pulls out his gun, and tries to shoot her] Watch out!
I'll handle these rats! [shoots again]
[Surly runs across the basement, the rats follow him into traps, the Rat follows after him] [sees Surly and the Rat on him]
Squirrels!
Lucky
Watch out! Hang on, Fingers!
[Fingers falls on the coal chute, Surly and the Rat hurl in the air, the Rat falls in a box of traps]
Get going!
Lucky
What about you?
What are you, deaf? I said get going!
It was going so smooth! [he and Lucky leave the basement]
[King **** his gun, Surly sees Grayson on King's back, Grayson jumps and hides]
Grayson, you moron!
Surly, I need a disguise. Something flamboyant.
What? Get your head out of your tail! Lead the team into the tunnel and escape through our hole. I'll distract the big guy.
I'll need some skates, a mustache, and maybe a cape.
[grabs Grayson's face]
YOU DON'T NEED A CAPE! I can't help the park alone. I'm not a hero, but you are. Last summer during that heatwave, who discovered that broken sprinkler so everyone could have water?
That's right! They believe in heroes. So snap out of it and be one! It's hero time.
It's hero time! Why am I shouting?
RAAAAAATS!!!!! RUN! RUN FOR THEIR LIVES! CHILDREN AND GRAYSON FIRST!
Oh, it's Grayson!
He's come to save us!
Andie Now's our chance. Let's go. Move it everybody! Move!
[Surly jumps on King's shoulder, King loses focus and tries to get Surly off of him, Surly just kept running up and down King's body]
Lemme explain.
Hey, hey, wait a second.
Andie [runs in front of them]
Forget him! The door is open. We can push the nuts out.
Andie [sees Raccoon, surprised]
Raccoon!
[Grayson grabs Surly by the tail and pulls]
Let me go, you idiot! Help me throw him off before he kills us all!
Kill us?! This squirrel is a hero! [Andie, Jamie, and Buddy stare in disbelief] Well, co-hero, actually.
Raccoon is...the double-crosser! You have to...believe me!
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?! AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Why did you lock us in here?!
You're wasting time. This is our one opportunity to rip the park of this villain. For the park! [Andie, Jamie, and Buddy refuse]
You still haven't answered the question.
This is treason! Andie!
Andie Answer the question, Raccoon. Was Surly telling the truth? ANSWER!
I call for a vote! Agreed! All those in favor of banishment, raise your paws!
Andie [Buddy raises his paw, followed by Andie, Jamie, Grayson, Mole, then Surly] [as Raccoon throws Surly off]
RACCOON!!
[Surly grabs a bag of nuts, and lands in the middle of the street]
Ah. [grabs the dog whistle] Shiny.
Andie Hey! [Raccoon laughs evilly and climbs up the door]
