Grayson
[repeated line]
Olé!
Played by Brendan Fraser 
The Nut Job (2014) · 55 quotes
The Nut Job (2014) · 55 quotes
Honestly, woman! I am still the park hero around here. [clicks tongue] Which reminds me: why haven't you asked me out on a date?
More lines from Grayson
5 quotes Grayson
Grayson
Never fear, this sweet body is undamaged! [faints]
Grayson
GO ON WITHOUT ME! SAVE THE PARK!!!!!!!!!!!
Grayson
Surly, you left me! [Surly pushes him away] Wait! Man, don't leave me alone! There is a crazed rat up there!
Grayson
I call for a vote! Agreed! All those in favor of banishment, raise your paws!
Scenes with Grayson
3 scenes
Raccoon
The tally is in! The food collected in the trunk of our oak tree... [the other animals gasp] ...will not be enough to carry us through winter.
Redline
[as the other animals chatter in disappointment]
I knew it, we're gonna die!
Raccoon
Settle down! Settle down now, please!
Sparrow
RACCOON!
Mole
Shh! Raccoon's giving a speech.
Raccoon
[as he descends from the trunk]
Though this outlooks appears disheartening...
Sparrow
EXCUSE ME! ANDIE AND GRAYSON ARE...
Mole
Tee-tee-tee-tee!
Sparrow
YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO ME!
Mole
Ba-ba-ba-ba!
Raccoon
[turns to the animals]
...this park will persevere! Take heart, park brethren. [the other animals look behind Raccoon] There is hope.
Sparrow
RACCOON!!!
Mole
[grabs the Sparrow]
Quiet! [repeats thrice]
Sparrow
I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO POINT OUT THAT... [laughs nervously]
Raccoon
Grayson's never let us down before. I believe he's on his way, right at this very moment, carrying...
Mole
[drops the Sparrow]
FLAMING CART OF NUTS!!!
Raccoon
[turns around, sees a nut cart on fire flying across the park]
What? [the other animals panic] Our food! It'll be destroyed!
Mole
[picks up the Sparrow]
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING?! [drops Sparrow again]
Raccoon
Abandon tree! ABANDON TREE!!!
Grayson
[the nut cart bounces off the tree, lands on the mill wheel, sends itself in the air, Andie drops off] [opens the haul, sees he's about to crash in the tree]
NOT MY PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL FACE! AAAAAAAHH!!! [the nut cart lands]
Mole
[the other animals sigh in relief, then the tree explodes, creating popcorn launching from it]
Grayson? Grayson?! Where are you?!
Raccoon
What happened here? [picks up charred nuts, crumbles them in his hands in frustration] Who is responsible for this?!
Surly
Let go of me, you clowns! You're making a big mistake here! I got an alibi! Unh, I got witnesses! [the twins throw him]
Johnny
Found him hiding in one of our holes, just like a snake.
Surly
I was recovering buried nuts. That what I was doi... [sniffs the air] You smell, like, burnt nuts or somethin'? That me? [as he turns around] What's goin' ooooo... [laughs] Look at that! Ha-ha! You guys are messed for winter, man! I mean, wow! Just look at that bonfire! You didn't see that comin', did ya?
Grayson
[lands on Surly, gets up immediately]
Never fear, this sweet body is undamaged! [faints]
Andie
Raccoon, let me organize a trial. Just give the order.
Pigeon
Another trail?! He's never learned!
Jimmy
He needs something more severe!
Jamie
He is a clear and present danger!
Surly
Yug...!
Andie
No! No, we do things by the rule of law. Let justice take care of him.
Raccoon
They want justice, Andie, and justice they will receive. [Cardinal lands on his shoulder, he turns to the other animals] All those in favor of banishment, raise your paws!
Surly
[gets up]
Banishment?
Andie
Banishment?
Grayson
Bandages? Yes, please.
Raccoon
[the other animals hesitate]
Why are you hesitating? He's refused to join us, ridiculed our hard work, stolen, cheated, lied, and now destroyed our only food for winter! What say all?! [they raise their paws]
Grayson
And stick 'em up! Ha! [raises his paw] Why is the ground moving towards my face? [faints again]
Andie
We don't convict without a trial. This isn't how we do things. [Mole sighs in resignation]
Raccoon
I have run out of options for that squirrel, Andie [puts his hand on her shoulder] Do what you will. Do what is right. [Andie slowly raises her paw]
Surly
[looks around in desperation, finds Buddy roasting an acorn, regains self-confidence]
Ha! Uh, uh, Buddy has not voted! And it has to be unanimous. That's the rule. You won't vote against me, will ya, ol' Buddy? Buddy? [Buddy looks, waves his paw, Surly is in shock]
Raccoon
You were saying?
King
[sees cart of nuts]
What the? [sees Fingers and Lucky walk out of the tunnel] I told you to load those nuts into the vault!
Fingers
Yeah, so why did you take the cart outta the tunnel?
King
What kinda game are you playin' here?
Fingers
What kinda game are YOU playin'?!
Lucky
[puts his hand on Fingers]
Relax! We probably just bumped the cart.
King
Or maybe it was... [pushes the cart to expose Buddy, Andie, and the Bruisers] Rats! [they scatter]
Lucky
Holy Toledo! [King sees Andie, pulls out his gun, and tries to shoot her] Watch out!
King
I'll handle these rats! [shoots again]
Fingers
[Surly runs across the basement, the rats follow him into traps, the Rat follows after him] [sees Surly and the Rat on him]
Squirrels!
Lucky
Watch out! Hang on, Fingers!
King
[Fingers falls on the coal chute, Surly and the Rat hurl in the air, the Rat falls in a box of traps]
Get going!
Lucky
What about you?
King
What are you, deaf? I said get going!
Fingers
It was going so smooth! [he and Lucky leave the basement]
Surly
[King **** his gun, Surly sees Grayson on King's back, Grayson jumps and hides]
Grayson, you moron!
Grayson
Surly, I need a disguise. Something flamboyant.
Surly
What? Get your head out of your tail! Lead the team into the tunnel and escape through our hole. I'll distract the big guy.
Grayson
I'll need some skates, a mustache, and maybe a cape.
Surly
[grabs Grayson's face]
YOU DON'T NEED A CAPE! I can't help the park alone. I'm not a hero, but you are. Last summer during that heatwave, who discovered that broken sprinkler so everyone could have water?
Grayson
[muffled]
I did?
Surly
That's right! They believe in heroes. So snap out of it and be one! It's hero time.
Grayson
It's hero time! Why am I shouting?
Surly
[thinks for a moment]
Rats!
Grayson
RAAAAAATS!!!!! RUN! RUN FOR THEIR LIVES! CHILDREN AND GRAYSON FIRST!
Jamie
Oh, it's Grayson!
Johnny
He's come to save us!
Andie
Now's our chance. Let's go. Move it everybody! Move!
[Surly jumps on King's shoulder, King loses focus and tries to get Surly off of him, Surly just kept running up and down King's body]
Jamie
[Grayson opens the van door]
Grayson! He's here to save us! [sees Surly] Oh...
Surly
Lemme explain.
Jamie
[she and Buddy prepare to fight]
Let's get him, guys!
Surly
Hey, hey, wait a second.
Andie
[runs in front of them]
Forget him! The door is open. We can push the nuts out.
Raccoon
[jumps down]
Ha-ha! [grabs Surly by neck]
Andie
[sees Raccoon, surprised]
Raccoon!
Raccoon
[Grayson grabs Surly by the tail and pulls]
Let me go, you idiot! Help me throw him off before he kills us all!
Grayson
Kill us?! This squirrel is a hero! [Andie, Jamie, and Buddy stare in disbelief] Well, co-hero, actually.
Mole
Raccoon is...the double-crosser! You have to...believe me!
Surly
[choking]
Hang on, Mole!
Mole
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?! AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Jamie
Why did you lock us in here?!
Raccoon
You're wasting time. This is our one opportunity to rip the park of this villain. For the park! [Andie, Jamie, and Buddy refuse]
Grayson
You still haven't answered the question.
Raccoon
This is treason! Andie!
Andie
Answer the question, Raccoon. Was Surly telling the truth? ANSWER!
Grayson
I call for a vote! Agreed! All those in favor of banishment, raise your paws!
Andie
[Buddy raises his paw, followed by Andie, Jamie, Grayson, Mole, then Surly] [as Raccoon throws Surly off]
RACCOON!!
Raccoon
[Surly grabs a bag of nuts, and lands in the middle of the street]
Ah. [grabs the dog whistle] Shiny.
Andie
Hey! [Raccoon laughs evilly and climbs up the door]
