Elliot [holding Big Mac and Coke; sarcastically]
This truly is the work of the devil.
Played by Brendan Fraser 
Bedazzled (2000) · 34 quotes
Bedazzled (2000) · 34 quotes
Most-quoted character in Bedazzled (2000): in 23 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: The Devil (7)
Qué me decís?....Me hiciste venir hasta aquí para decirme que esteee... cómo se llama? se robó una libra de azúcar, harina o cosas juntas...? Qué es eso...? [spits] Ay! ES COCAÍNA!, COCAÍNA! ...OH, Mierda! Soy un Narcotraficante Colombiano.
More lines from Elliot
14 quotes Elliot Elliot I'm telling you, the Devil gypped me for a hamburger!
Elliot HOLA! MUCHO GUSTO! Me llamo Elliot! Hola Juan. Hola Esteban. Donde esta es la bibleoteca? Esta es la casa de mi tia.
Elliot No gracias, Soy alérgico a los crustáceos.
Elliot Mayo-nayo-naise. Swimming by the sandy shore, dancing up among the waves, dolphin, dolphin I adore everything you are. You're so much more than a fish to me, my playful friend beneath the sea.
Elliot You know, there's no "I" in the word team. And this is a team effort. And I just wanna say that I'm real proud to be associated with these fine individuals that I h-have the pleasure of working with.
Elliot Ah... well, you know, you go out there and you give a 110%, and you wanna play good, and, you know, you hope you play good... I think we played pretty good tonight!
Elliot Damn the Devil! Damn the Devil to Hell!
Elliot I'm gay. Well, thanks for dropping by.
Elliot Yeah, and you turned me into a flaming homosexual!
Elliot I really don't want another wish.
Elliot Well, um, last night when I was lying in jail, I was talking to this guy, I realized that wishing just doesn't work. All my life I wished to be better looking, to be richer, to be successful, talented, whatever. And I always thought, "Wouldn't it be great if someone could just wave a magic wand and make that happen?" Well I realized that it doesn't work by magic.
Elliot I've been starting to think that it really isn't important how far we go in life anyway. It's how we get there that really matters.
Elliot [To the Devil]
Well, to tell you the truth, you've been the best friend I ever had.
Scenes with Elliot
8 scenes Elliot Richards I think you're hot.
Baby, you've got no idea...
You're so nervous, Elliot.
Elliot Richards How do you know my name?
I'm psychic. Plus it's on your name tag.
It's [your soul] like your appendix. You'll never even miss it.
Elliot Oh, yeah? If it's so useless, how come you want it so much?
Oh, aren't you the clever one?
Paragraph one states that I, the Devil, a not-for-profit cooperation, with offices in Purgatory, Hell, and Los Angeles, will give you seven wishes to use as you see fit.
Elliot Richards Seven? Why not eight?
Why not six? I don't know. Seven just sounds right.
Elliot I wish to be the most sensitive man in the world. Oh, wait! I wish I were the most emotionally sensitive man in the world.
Damn. I was hoping you wouldn't catch that. I could've had a lot of fun with that one.
Elliot Richards Oh, yeah. You've been a really big help so far.
I know. I've been really naughty, haven't I? Maybe a good spanking's in order?
Elliot Richards Is that all you ever think about? Do you think everything is about sex?
No, of course not! I mean, there's greed, gluttony, sloth, anger, vanity, envy...
Elliot Richards [the Devil is reading Allison's diary]
You can't read that, that's private stuff!
You're telling me, listen to this. "Last night was the most incredible night of my life. I never did get any of the guys' names, but I brought them back home and all five of them banged me like a Salvation Army drum".
Elliot Richards What?
Kidding.
Inmate
What are you in for, brother?
Elliot Eternity.
Inmate
Oooh. You must've done some really bad shit.
Elliot The worst— I sold my soul.
Inmate
Well, I hope you got something good for it.
Elliot Actually, I got nothing for it.
Inmate
Sounds like a really bad deal, if you ask me.
Elliot [glances over]
I'm not asking you.
Inmate
Doesn't matter. You can't sell your soul. It doesn't really belong to you in the first place. No way, no how.
Elliot Is that so? Then who does it belong to?
Inmate
[looks straight at Elliot]
It belongs to God: that universal spirit that animates and binds all things in existence. The Devil's gonna try and confuse you, but that's her gig. In the end, you're gonna see clear to who you are and what you're here to do. Now, you're gonna make some mistakes along the way. Everybody does. But if you just open up your heart, and open up your mind, you'll get it.
Elliot Who are you?
Inmate
Just a friend brother. Just a really good friend.
About Bedazzled (2000 film)[edit]
