I think you're hot.
Baby, you've got no idea...
Bedazzled quotes
Page 1 of 3Oh, yeah. You've been a really big help so far.
I know. I've been really naughty, haven't I? Maybe a good spanking's in order?
Is that all you ever think about? Do you think everything is about sex?
No, of course not! I mean, there's greed, gluttony, sloth, anger, vanity, envy...
I wish to be the most sensitive man in the world. Oh, wait! I wish I were the most emotionally sensitive man in the world.
Damn. I was hoping you wouldn't catch that. I could've had a lot of fun with that one.
Inmate
What are you in for, brother?
Eternity.
Inmate
Oooh. You must've done some really bad shit.
The worst— I sold my soul.
Inmate
Well, I hope you got something good for it.
Actually, I got nothing for it.
Inmate
Sounds like a really bad deal, if you ask me.
Inmate
Doesn't matter. You can't sell your soul. It doesn't really belong to you in the first place. No way, no how.
Is that so? Then who does it belong to?
Inmate
[looks straight at Elliot]
It belongs to God: that universal spirit that animates and binds all things in existence. The Devil's gonna try and confuse you, but that's her gig. In the end, you're gonna see clear to who you are and what you're here to do. Now, you're gonna make some mistakes along the way. Everybody does. But if you just open up your heart, and open up your mind, you'll get it.
Who are you?
Inmate
Just a friend brother. Just a really good friend.
About Bedazzled (2000 film)[edit]
It's [your soul] like your appendix. You'll never even miss it.
Oh, yeah? If it's so useless, how come you want it so much?
Oh, aren't you the clever one?
Paragraph one states that I, the Devil, a not-for-profit cooperation, with offices in Purgatory, Hell, and Los Angeles, will give you seven wishes to use as you see fit.
Seven? Why not eight?
Why not six? I don't know. Seven just sounds right.
You're so nervous, Elliot.
How do you know my name?
I'm psychic. Plus it's on your name tag.
You're telling me, listen to this. "Last night was the most incredible night of my life. I never did get any of the guys' names, but I brought them back home and all five of them banged me like a Salvation Army drum".
What?
Kidding.
Ah... well, you know, you go out there and you give a 110%, and you wanna play good, and, you know, you hope you play good... I think we played pretty good tonight!
Damn the Devil! Damn the Devil to Hell!
Do you have $3.47? I've left my purse in the Underworld.
Do you think your mommy and daddy just made me up so you'd be a good boy?
HOLA! MUCHO GUSTO! Me llamo Elliot! Hola Juan. Hola Esteban. Donde esta es la bibleoteca? Esta es la casa de mi tia.