I am the Devil! Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Prince of Darkness! Well, the Princess of darkness, anyway...
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Page 2 of 3I really don't want another wish.
I'm gay. Well, thanks for dropping by.
I'm telling you, the Devil gypped me for a hamburger!
I've been starting to think that it really isn't important how far we go in life anyway. It's how we get there that really matters.
It's not easy being the Barbra Streisand of Evil you know.
Look Elliot, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. The whole good and evil thing, you know, Him and me, it really comes down to you. You don't have to look very hard for Heaven and Hell. They're right here on Earth. You make the choice. And I guess you just made yours.
Mayo-nayo-naise. Swimming by the sandy shore, dancing up among the waves, dolphin, dolphin I adore everything you are. You're so much more than a fish to me, my playful friend beneath the sea.
No gracias, Soy alérgico a los crustáceos.
Nobody gets it totally right, right away. That's why you get seven wishes!
Oh I think you'll change your mind. I'm just going to slip into something a little more terrifying. See you in Hell!
Qué me decís?....Me hiciste venir hasta aquí para decirme que esteee... cómo se llama? se robó una libra de azúcar, harina o cosas juntas...? Qué es eso...? [spits] Ay! ES COCAÍNA!, COCAÍNA! ...OH, Mierda! Soy un Narcotraficante Colombiano.
See you in HELL!
Seven utterly fabulous wishes for one piddling little soul?
There's no point fighting about this. You have to learn to accept the inevitable. We are all doomed anyway.