The Devil quotes
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I am the Devil! Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Prince of Darkness! Well, the Princess of darkness, anyway...
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Do you think your mommy and daddy just made me up so you'd be a good boy?
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It's not easy being the Barbra Streisand of Evil you know.
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Do you have $3.47? I've left my purse in the Underworld.
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Seven utterly fabulous wishes for one piddling little soul?
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Nobody gets it totally right, right away. That's why you get seven wishes!
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There's no point fighting about this. You have to learn to accept the inevitable. We are all doomed anyway.
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See you in HELL!
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Yes, there's a God. Most men think they're God, this one just happens to be right.
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Oh I think you'll change your mind. I'm just going to slip into something a little more terrifying. See you in Hell!
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Look Elliot, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. The whole good and evil thing, you know, Him and me, it really comes down to you. You don't have to look very hard for Heaven and Hell. They're right here on Earth. You make the choice. And I guess you just made yours.