The Devil Do you think your mommy and daddy just made me up so you'd be a good boy?
Played by Elizabeth Hurley 
Bedazzled (2000) · 34 quotes
Bedazzled (2000) · 34 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Bedazzled (2000): in 18 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: Elliot (7)
I am the Devil! Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Prince of Darkness! Well, the Princess of darkness, anyway...
More lines from The Devil
10 quotes The Devil The Devil It's not easy being the Barbra Streisand of Evil you know.
The Devil Do you have $3.47? I've left my purse in the Underworld.
The Devil Seven utterly fabulous wishes for one piddling little soul?
The Devil Nobody gets it totally right, right away. That's why you get seven wishes!
The Devil There's no point fighting about this. You have to learn to accept the inevitable. We are all doomed anyway.
The Devil See you in HELL!
The Devil Yes, there's a God. Most men think they're God, this one just happens to be right.
The Devil Oh I think you'll change your mind. I'm just going to slip into something a little more terrifying. See you in Hell!
The Devil Look Elliot, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. The whole good and evil thing, you know, Him and me, it really comes down to you. You don't have to look very hard for Heaven and Hell. They're right here on Earth. You make the choice. And I guess you just made yours.
Scenes with The Devil
7 scenes
I think you're hot.
The Devil Baby, you've got no idea...
The Devil You're so nervous, Elliot.
How do you know my name?
The Devil I'm psychic. Plus it's on your name tag.
The Devil It's [your soul] like your appendix. You'll never even miss it.
Oh, yeah? If it's so useless, how come you want it so much?
The Devil Oh, aren't you the clever one?
The Devil Paragraph one states that I, the Devil, a not-for-profit cooperation, with offices in Purgatory, Hell, and Los Angeles, will give you seven wishes to use as you see fit.
Seven? Why not eight?
The Devil Why not six? I don't know. Seven just sounds right.
I wish to be the most sensitive man in the world. Oh, wait! I wish I were the most emotionally sensitive man in the world.
The Devil Damn. I was hoping you wouldn't catch that. I could've had a lot of fun with that one.
Oh, yeah. You've been a really big help so far.
The Devil I know. I've been really naughty, haven't I? Maybe a good spanking's in order?
Is that all you ever think about? Do you think everything is about sex?
The Devil No, of course not! I mean, there's greed, gluttony, sloth, anger, vanity, envy...
The Devil You're telling me, listen to this. "Last night was the most incredible night of my life. I never did get any of the guys' names, but I brought them back home and all five of them banged me like a Salvation Army drum".
What?
The Devil Kidding.
