A character in The Nut Job (2014)

Fingers quotes from The Nut Job (2014)

Scenes with Fingers

3 scenes
King

We cut the alarm wire from the tunnel. When you 2 hit the vault, we got 3 minutes to dynamite it and get that dough out.

Surly

We dig here, from the alley into the basement.

Jimmy
[points to the coal chute]

Why don't we just use the door thing?

Surly

Too unpredictable. They lock it from the inside. Now listen closely.

King

We fill the vault with bags o' nuts, we seal it, we head for state lines. It'll be days before the bank realizes they got peanuts on deposit. Agreed?

Mole

Agreed, but I do not dig.

Johnny

'Cause you're blind as a bat!

Mole
[gets agitated]

WHAT?! Who said that? Where are you?

Fingers

What kind of haul we talkin', pops?

Surly

We're talkin' almonds, pistachios, walnuts, Brazils.

King

Enough cashews to buy yourselves a racetrack.

Surly

And did I mention the peanut brittle?

Johnny

Is that a candy or a nut?

Surly
[chuckles]

Both. [brief silence for 2 seconds]

Mole
[bumps Jamie's shoulder]

Ha ha!

King

Now listen up. This is my last heist. I ain't goin' back to that rat-filled slammer. Ya dig?

Fingers
[to Lucky]

It's all we been doin'!

King
[sees cart of nuts]

What the? [sees Fingers and Lucky walk out of the tunnel] I told you to load those nuts into the vault!

Fingers

Yeah, so why did you take the cart outta the tunnel?

King

What kinda game are you playin' here?

Fingers

What kinda game are YOU playin'?!

Lucky
[puts his hand on Fingers]

Relax! We probably just bumped the cart.

King

Or maybe it was... [pushes the cart to expose Buddy, Andie, and the Bruisers] Rats! [they scatter]

Lucky

Holy Toledo! [King sees Andie, pulls out his gun, and tries to shoot her] Watch out!

King

I'll handle these rats! [shoots again]

Fingers
[Surly runs across the basement, the rats follow him into traps, the Rat follows after him] [sees Surly and the Rat on him]

Squirrels!

Lucky

Watch out! Hang on, Fingers!

King
[Fingers falls on the coal chute, Surly and the Rat hurl in the air, the Rat falls in a box of traps]

Get going!

Lucky

What about you?

King

What are you, deaf? I said get going!

Fingers

It was going so smooth! [he and Lucky leave the basement]

Surly
[King **** his gun, Surly sees Grayson on King's back, Grayson jumps and hides]

Grayson, you moron!

Grayson

Surly, I need a disguise. Something flamboyant.

Surly

What? Get your head out of your tail! Lead the team into the tunnel and escape through our hole. I'll distract the big guy.

Grayson

I'll need some skates, a mustache, and maybe a cape.

Surly
[grabs Grayson's face]

YOU DON'T NEED A CAPE! I can't help the park alone. I'm not a hero, but you are. Last summer during that heatwave, who discovered that broken sprinkler so everyone could have water?

Grayson
[muffled]

I did?

Surly

That's right! They believe in heroes. So snap out of it and be one! It's hero time.

Grayson

It's hero time! Why am I shouting?

Surly
[thinks for a moment]

Rats!

Grayson

RAAAAAATS!!!!! RUN! RUN FOR THEIR LIVES! CHILDREN AND GRAYSON FIRST!

Jamie

Oh, it's Grayson!

Johnny

He's come to save us!

Andie

Now's our chance. Let's go. Move it everybody! Move!
[Surly jumps on King's shoulder, King loses focus and tries to get Surly off of him, Surly just kept running up and down King's body]

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