What's his problem?
The Nut Job (2014) · 55 quotes
Scenes with Fingers
3 scenesWe cut the alarm wire from the tunnel. When you 2 hit the vault, we got 3 minutes to dynamite it and get that dough out.
We dig here, from the alley into the basement.
Why don't we just use the door thing?
Too unpredictable. They lock it from the inside. Now listen closely.
We fill the vault with bags o' nuts, we seal it, we head for state lines. It'll be days before the bank realizes they got peanuts on deposit. Agreed?
Agreed, but I do not dig.
'Cause you're blind as a bat!
WHAT?! Who said that? Where are you?
What kind of haul we talkin', pops?
We're talkin' almonds, pistachios, walnuts, Brazils.
Enough cashews to buy yourselves a racetrack.
And did I mention the peanut brittle?
Is that a candy or a nut?
Both. [brief silence for 2 seconds]
Ha ha!
Now listen up. This is my last heist. I ain't goin' back to that rat-filled slammer. Ya dig?
It's all we been doin'!
What the? [sees Fingers and Lucky walk out of the tunnel] I told you to load those nuts into the vault!
Yeah, so why did you take the cart outta the tunnel?
What kinda game are you playin' here?
What kinda game are YOU playin'?!
Relax! We probably just bumped the cart.
Or maybe it was... [pushes the cart to expose Buddy, Andie, and the Bruisers] Rats! [they scatter]
Holy Toledo! [King sees Andie, pulls out his gun, and tries to shoot her] Watch out!
I'll handle these rats! [shoots again]
Squirrels!
Watch out! Hang on, Fingers!
Get going!
What about you?
What are you, deaf? I said get going!
It was going so smooth! [he and Lucky leave the basement]
Grayson, you moron!
Surly, I need a disguise. Something flamboyant.
What? Get your head out of your tail! Lead the team into the tunnel and escape through our hole. I'll distract the big guy.
I'll need some skates, a mustache, and maybe a cape.
YOU DON'T NEED A CAPE! I can't help the park alone. I'm not a hero, but you are. Last summer during that heatwave, who discovered that broken sprinkler so everyone could have water?
I did?
That's right! They believe in heroes. So snap out of it and be one! It's hero time.
It's hero time! Why am I shouting?
Rats!
RAAAAAATS!!!!! RUN! RUN FOR THEIR LIVES! CHILDREN AND GRAYSON FIRST!
Oh, it's Grayson!
He's come to save us!
Now's our chance. Let's go. Move it everybody! Move!
[Surly jumps on King's shoulder, King loses focus and tries to get Surly off of him, Surly just kept running up and down King's body]