Precious
If I don't get rid of you, they're gonna send me back to the pound. Alright? And I can't go back to that pound!
Played by Maya Rudolph 
The Nut Job (2014) · 55 quotes
The Nut Job (2014) · 55 quotes
Okay, Surly, so, uh... So see you at the nut store. [Surly: Wait, what? That place?] Yeah, Lana's the new owner. Hey, no more whistles, huh? Just face licks. [walks away, sees Andie] Oh, hi, Andie. [she doesn't answer]
More lines from Precious
4 quotes Precious
Precious
I'm dead! [The Bruises and Andie run to behind a tire, Mole runs into it] They're gonna send me back to that dog pound, Surly. I know it! I just know it! What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?! You gotta help me! I'll do whatever you say. [begins to cry] Whatever you say!
Precious
Hey, don't tell the other dogs we're friends, alright? Wouldn't look good. [sees Mole run into the gate] Ooh, that guy needs glasses.
Precious
Psst. Buddy. Come with me.
Scenes with Precious
1 scene
Surly
Ha-ha! I got 4 words for you.
Precious
Okay!
Surly
THING-A-MA-BOOBY!
Precious
AAH!!!
Surly
How you like that, huh?
Precious
Okay, you win! You win! Get that thing outta my face! You got me.
Surly
So you can talk?
Precious
Okay, I'll stop talking. Just don't blow that whistle.
Surly
I'm not gonna feel sorry for you.
Precious
Of course, yes, I understand.
Surly
Stay! [to Buddy and Andie] Alright, it's safe to come down!
Precious
I'm gonna level with you 'cause you seem like a reasonable guy. If I don't get rid of you, they're gonna send me back to the pound. Alright? And I can't go back to that pound!
Surly
Oh, yeah, sure, I believe you.
Precious
No, I'm a victim of circumstance!
Surly
Not my problem, dog. [to Andie] Are you guys okay? Don't worry about her.
Andie
This is incredible! [climbs a barrel] There's enough food here to feed the park for years!
Surly
[as Andie has a snack]
Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?!
Precious
Look, can we be friends?
Surly
Oh, great.
Precious
C'mon! I can do all sorts of stuff. You wanna see? You know what? I can fetch things, huh? I can sit. Oh! [turns around to shake her tail] Look at this thing! This is crazy! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Has a mind of its own. Oh, oh, oh! I can play dead. Watch. [plays dead] Now I'm alive! I mean, this is unbelievable. It's like one then the next. Dead, then alive. Right? [Buddy sniffs and throws a stick of dynamite]
Andie
I'm getting some of this food back to the park.
Surly
What?
Andie
We had a deal.
Precious
[about Andie]
Oh, I can attack her if you want.
Surly
I said shut it! [to Andie] Look, the deal is: you take your share, I get mine, we split ways.
Andie
There's no way I can get these to the park safely. [jumps down] We need a foolproof plan.
Surly
Yeah, good luck with that. Buddy and I are diggin' a tunnel.
Andie
[chuckles]
That's just... That's crazy. No, it's brilliant. [jumps onto the tractor belt] Oh, Raccoon and the animals will flip when they hear about this! We'll be back, first thing tomorrow to get started on the tunnel.
Surly
That's not part of the deal!
Precious
[about Andie, again]
Should I attack her now?
Surly
What? No! S- You stay! [to Andie] I never said that I'd work with the park.
Andie
Well, your welcome to come back with me if you want. Who knows? You might just end up being a hero. I'll be back with a team. Well done, Surly! [she leaves the store]
Surly
[to Buddy, about Andie]
Put a tail on her. You know what I mean. [Buddy sprints after Andie]
Precious
Hey, boss. I'm gonna lick your face. [Surly walks away, she follows after him] C'mon, don't be weird.
