Maya Rudolph movie quotes

View Quote Here's how it works. It's nothing fancy. Wait a minute! It's really fancy! You each have your own cube on the emoji bar. If Alex chooses you, should you be so lucky, your cube will light up... The scanner will scan you. And that scan will be sent right up to Alex's text box. And let me tell you guys, there is nothing like getting scanned for the first time. [giggles] You're gonna love it.

View Quote Jiminy Sassafras!

View Quote Congratulations everyone! What an exciting day for all of you!

View Quote Okay, Surly, so, uh... So see you at the nut store. [Surly: Wait, what? That place?] Yeah, Lana's the new owner. Hey, no more whistles, huh? Just face licks. [walks away, sees Andie] Oh, hi, Andie. [she doesn't answer]

View Quote If I don't get rid of you, they're gonna send me back to the pound. Alright? And I can't go back to that pound!

View Quote I'm dead! [The Bruises and Andie run to behind a tire, Mole runs into it] They're gonna send me back to that dog pound, Surly. I know it! I just know it! What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?! You gotta help me! I'll do whatever you say. [begins to cry] Whatever you say!

View Quote You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits? Now you know why he built that bomb.

View Quote Man! Upgrayedd didn't tell me they'd be putting me in no damn coffin with tubes and shit!!

View Quote That's good, cause I charge by the hour.

View Quote Matilda: Wow, that's very lifelike! [Bomb chuckling and paint splashes, Bomb stops and chuckling. The as he falling down. Bomb grunting, Matilda gasps] So, deep? [Bomb chuckles and grunting] And Terence, let's see your–
[Terence growls as he paint color]

View Quote Judge Peckinpah: HOLY MOLY!
[The fireworks popping and he him with Terence chuckles as everyone cheers]
Matilda: YEAH! WHOO-HOO!

View Quote Bomb: [to Chuck and Mighty Eagle] I blew up... on purpose!
Leonard: You're wrecking my house! What's wrong with you?!
Red: You wrecked my house!
Leonard: Your house was ugly!
Red: Well, now we're even!
[The chandelier that Red and Leonard are on begins to break and the bird and fall through several rooms of the castle. They fall through a room where a pig is holding a sandwich. Red and Leonard fall through, taking the pig's sandwich down with them. A pig playing bowling throws a bowling ball as Red and Leonard fall through causing all the pins to fall to the ground]
Bowling Pig: STRIKE!
[Red and Leonard continue falling until they land in a room filled with dynamite]
Matilda: [rushes through the village with the other birds] Run, run! [sees a van approaching them] Guys, look out!
[The van stops and a gun pops up and aims at them]
Matilda: Everyone, stand back!
[The birds begin to whimper. The window rolls down, revealing Terence as the driver]
Matilda: Terence? [Terence give Matilda a thumbs up] Put on your seat belts, everyone. Trust me.
[Matilda closes the van doors. The pigs throw plungers and the van drives away, causing the pigs to chase after them]

View Quote Lillian: This is Dougie's sister Megan.
Megan: You must be Annie's fella?
Annie: I'm not... He's not... I'm not with him.
Megan: I'm glad he's single, 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree.

View Quote Lillian: You remember my cousin, Rita.
Annie: Rita!
Rita: [hugs Annie] Annie, I haven't seen you since you graduated high school.
Lillian: She has three kids now.
Rita: Three boys.
Lillian: They're so cute.
Rita: They are cute, but when they reach that age, ugh. Disgusting. They smell, they're sticky, they say things that are horrible, and there is semen all over everything. Disgusting. I cracked a BLANKET in half. Do you get where I'm going with this?
Annie: I do, yeah.
Rita: [gesturing] I cracked it in HALF.

View Quote Annie: Are you **** kidding me?
Annie's Mom: Annie?
Annie: No, mom. Mother**** Paris? I told you about Paris, Helen! I told you about this whole idea!
Lillian: Annie, calm down...
Annie: No, Lillian! What are you gonna go, you're gonna go to Paris with Helen now? What are you gonna, you guys gonna ride around on bikes with berets and **** baguettes in the basket on the front of your bikes? Oh, how romantic! What woman gives another woman a trip to Paris? Am I right? Lesbian! We're all thinking it, aren't we?
Becca: [quickly] I'm not.
Megan: I was.
Annie: Okay! Yes, we're all thinking it, right?
Annie's Mom: Annie...
Annie: Lillian, this is not the you that I know! The you that I know would have walked in here and rolled your eyes and would have thought that this was completely over the top, ridiculous and stupid! Look at this shower! Look at that **** cookie! Did you really think that this group of women was gonna finish that cookie? Really, and you know that reminds me actually; I never got a chance to try that **** cookie! [storms off]

View Quote As you can see, Giselle, everyone has their place. Once you found where you fit, Monroeville can be whatever you wish.

View Quote You're hilarious. Delusional, but hilarious.

View Quote Something's going on with her, and I wanna know what.

View Quote Rapunzel: Oh pookykins you said you wouldnt hurt them.
Prince Charming: Not now kitten whiskers.

View Quote (Rapunzel has betrayed the princesses in order to be with Prince Charming.)
Charming: Say hello to the new queen of Far Far Away!
Cinderella: Yay! (claps)
(awkward pause)
Fiona: Why?
Rapunzel: Jealous much?

View Quote Snow White: I'm sorry, but this isn't working for me!
Sleeping Beauty: Everything's always about you, isn't it? It's not like your attitude is helping, Snow!
Snow White: I think it just bothers you that I was voted fairest in the land!
Rapunzel: You mean in that RIGGED election?
Snow White:Oh, give me a break. (dreamy voice) Rapunzel, Rapunzel, (sarcastic voice) let down thy golden extensions.
Queen: Ladies, let go of your betty complains and let's work together.