Jailbreak / Princess Linda
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The Emoji Movie quotes
Page 1 of 4 Jailbreak / Princess Linda
Addie
I like that you're one of those guys who can actually express his feelings.
Alex
Every time I tried I screw it up, I don't know how to tell her how I feel.
Alien Emoji
Beam me up! Beam me up!
Bomb Emoji
What's he doing?
Cat
I would really love it to be me.
Dizzy Face
He’s making the wrong face!
Elephant
So, last week, Alex sends me next to this guy.
Gene
[while being stuck in Candy Crush]
Jailbreak! Help me! Where am I?
Announcer
Candy Crush.
Gene
What are we gonna do?
Jailbreak
Stay very still. Don’t worry. We've got your back. Right, Hi-5? [notices Hi-5 eating candy]
Hi-5
[after getting hit by a gumdrop]
Ow!
Jailbreak
Hey, Fingers! You wanna focus?
Hi-5
For your information, I happen to have a sugar addiction, and it’s a very serious...
Jailbreak
Listen, Finger Head! We have to get Gene out of the game without blowing him up.
Gene
I don’t want to blow up.
Jailbreak
We have to match up the candies, so that Gene will drop to the bottom. And we can't match him with any yellows or else...
Heart Eyes
Maybe I should go. He has love in his eyes.
Hi-5
I guess someone likes you!
Gene
What are you talking about?
Hi-5
Well, she gave me just one peace sign. She gave me just one finger, and I knew she was in love with me.
Jailbreak
[offscreen]
Let's go!
Hi-5
[his stomach starts rumbling]
Ugh, I'm never eating another piece of candy ever again. [pukes a candy corn out of his mouth]
Gene
Hi-5, don't do it. [pause] Don't you do it, it's already been in there once. [pause] Don't do it. [Hi-5 eats the candy corn anyway] Wow...
Jailbreak
Move it!
Hi-5
Are my fingers getting fat? I’ll tell you what, this bandage wasn’t so tight before.
Hi-5
OMG, this turned it on! [Jailbreak was annoyed] What? I’m a hand. It’s a big red button.
Gene
Whoa?
Jailbreak
No, no, no, no!
Gene
What’s happening?
Akiko Glitter
Welcome to Just Dance! Follow my moves and get to move forward. Do the wrong moves and you get an “X.” Three strikes and you’re out.
Gene
"Out"? What does she mean by “out”?
Jailbreak
Digital death. Oh, thanks to you, Fingers. Now we're gonna have to dance our way out.
Hi-5
Which is all right with me, ‘cause But I can shake it like Michael. Or Michael’s glove, anyway.
Akiko Glitter
Are you ready to daaaaance?
Jailbreak
This is bad, Gene. I can’t dance. I got no groove.
Gene
Come on. Everybody can dance.
Jailbreak
[dances stiffly]
Not me, okay? I’m really stiff. See? I don’t understand.
Gene
Okay, stop. Stop.
Hi-5
[to Gene about Jailbreak]
She has to stop.
Gene
[to Jailbreak]
I see now what you are saying, just follow her moves.
Akiko Glitter
Ready to dance in three...
Jailbreak
This I can’t do.
Akiko Glitter
...two...
Jailbreak
Dude?
Hi-5
Oh, just shut up and...
Akiko Glitter
Dance!
Ice Cream
[to Cookie]
So I told management, "I can’t work like this. These lights! I’m melting in here!" This is such a load of– [looks over to Poop, who’s in the nearby cell] Uuuhhh…
Poop
No, go ahead. Finish that sentence.
Mel
I have some bad news, Gene, and I'm afraid you'll have the wrong reaction.
Gene
Okay, what... what's the wrong reaction?
Mel
Anything other than "meh." [points at his unamused, blank face]
Mary
Hmm. [points at hers]
Gene
Come on! I don't want to be late!
Mel
I'm not letting you go to work today.
Gene
Wait, what?
Mel
You're just not ready, son.
Gene
Come on! Working in the cube is an emoji's whole purpose in life! Everybody my age is working on the phone except for me!
Mary
Sweetie, that's not true.
Poop Jr.
[A toilet flushes; a stall opens and slams Gene in the face, giving him a dazed, x eyes face as Poop and his son Poop Jr. come out]
Yeah! I'm gonna work on the phone, and I'm only 10!
Poop
That's because I believe in you!
Poop Jr.
Should we wash our hands?
Poop
[A pause; they both laugh]
No, no, no!
Poop and Jr.
We're #2, we're #2! [exit the bathroom]
Gene
[returns to normal]
See?! [Mel and Mary look away] I... I know I'm different, okay? But when I need to, I can be meh. [walks to the sink] I just... I want to be a working emoji, you know, like... like everybody else, and then... then I would finally fit in, you know?
Mary
Oh, you fit in, honey.
Gene
No, I don't, Mom. I never have. But I can change all that if you'd just let me! Just give me a chance!
Mel
But what if you get sent out on the phone, making the wrong face?
Gene
No, Dad, I'll make the right face! [looks in the mirror] Look! [makes a rather quizzical face]
Mary
You're so handsome when you make that face. I think he's ready, Mel.
Mel
[after a pause, shrugs]
...Meh.
Gene
[drops head]
Come on, Dad. Let me prove it to you.
Mel
[Mary nods to him]
If you really think you're ready...
Gene
[excitedly]
I am! Yes! Yes, I promise, I won't let you down!
Mel
Let's try this one.
Jailbreak and Hi-5
[Gene fails over the yellow power eyes beam explodes. Jailbreak and Hi-5 shrieked.]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Gene
Jailbreak, hello? Hello, Jailbreak?
Jailbreak
Oh. Uh, sorry.
Mary
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