A character in The Emoji Movie (2017)

Poop quotes from The Emoji Movie (2017)

Patrick Stewart

Tied for 6th most-quoted character in The Emoji Movie (2017): in 3 of its 58 quotes

Scenes with Poop

3 scenes
Ice Cream
[to Cookie]

So I told management, "I can’t work like this. These lights! I’m melting in here!" This is such a load of– [looks over to Poop, who’s in the nearby cell] Uuuhhh…

Poop

No, go ahead. Finish that sentence.

Mel

I have some bad news, Gene, and I'm afraid you'll have the wrong reaction.

Okay, what... what's the wrong reaction?

Mel

Anything other than "meh." [points at his unamused, blank face]

Mary

Hmm. [points at hers]

Come on! I don't want to be late!

Mel

I'm not letting you go to work today.

Wait, what?

Mel

You're just not ready, son.

Come on! Working in the cube is an emoji's whole purpose in life! Everybody my age is working on the phone except for me!

Mary

Sweetie, that's not true.

Poop Jr.
[A toilet flushes; a stall opens and slams Gene in the face, giving him a dazed, x eyes face as Poop and his son Poop Jr. come out]

Yeah! I'm gonna work on the phone, and I'm only 10!

Poop

That's because I believe in you!

Poop Jr.

Should we wash our hands?

Poop
[A pause; they both laugh]

No, no, no!

Poop and Jr.

We're #2, we're #2! [exit the bathroom]

[returns to normal]

See?! [Mel and Mary look away] I... I know I'm different, okay? But when I need to, I can be meh. [walks to the sink] I just... I want to be a working emoji, you know, like... like everybody else, and then... then I would finally fit in, you know?

Mary

Oh, you fit in, honey.

No, I don't, Mom. I never have. But I can change all that if you'd just let me! Just give me a chance!

Mel

But what if you get sent out on the phone, making the wrong face?

No, Dad, I'll make the right face! [looks in the mirror] Look! [makes a rather quizzical face]

Mary

You're so handsome when you make that face. I think he's ready, Mel.

Mel
[after a pause, shrugs]

...Meh.

[drops head]

Come on, Dad. Let me prove it to you.

Mel
[Mary nods to him]

If you really think you're ready...

[excitedly]

I am! Yes! Yes, I promise, I won't let you down!

Gavel
[At the Smiler's office after the Just Dance app's deletion]

Alex trashed the Just Dance app, and our Bots are offline, and it's giving me a real headache.

I am so angry. I really need to stay happy. Can we please lighten the mood? [chuckles]

Flamenca
[Gavel whistles after which Flamenca bursts through the door and starts dancing]

No one can resist una fiesta! ♪ Olé! ♪

Not that happy. [pushes Flamenca back outside] We've only got 4 hours before Alex's phone appointment. If they find a malfunction on the phone, we are all gonna be WIPED! [a 4-hour timer starts ticking down behind her; all other emojis gasp in shock]

Steven
[laughs and pokes the Poop]

She said "wiped". [wheezes]

Poop

Aim higher, Steven.

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