I have some bad news, Gene, and I'm afraid you'll have the wrong reaction.
Okay, what... what's the wrong reaction?
Anything other than "meh." [points at his unamused, blank face]
Hmm. [points at hers]
Come on! I don't want to be late!
I'm not letting you go to work today.
Wait, what?
You're just not ready, son.
Come on! Working in the cube is an emoji's whole purpose in life! Everybody my age is working on the phone except for me!
Sweetie, that's not true.
Yeah! I'm gonna work on the phone, and I'm only 10!
That's because I believe in you!
Should we wash our hands?
No, no, no!
We're #2, we're #2! [exit the bathroom]
See?! [Mel and Mary look away] I... I know I'm different, okay? But when I need to, I can be meh. [walks to the sink] I just... I want to be a working emoji, you know, like... like everybody else, and then... then I would finally fit in, you know?
Oh, you fit in, honey.
No, I don't, Mom. I never have. But I can change all that if you'd just let me! Just give me a chance!
But what if you get sent out on the phone, making the wrong face?
No, Dad, I'll make the right face! [looks in the mirror] Look! [makes a rather quizzical face]
You're so handsome when you make that face. I think he's ready, Mel.
...Meh.
Come on, Dad. Let me prove it to you.
If you really think you're ready...
I am! Yes! Yes, I promise, I won't let you down!


