Bomb
[to Chuck and Mighty Eagle]
I blew up... on purpose!
Leonard
You're wrecking my house! What's wrong with you?!
R Red
You wrecked my house!
Leonard
Your house was ugly!
R Red
Well, now we're even!
BP Bowling Pig
[The chandelier that Red and Leonard are on begins to break and the bird and fall through several rooms of the castle. They fall through a room where a pig is holding a sandwich. Red and Leonard fall through, taking the pig's sandwich down with them. A pig playing bowling throws a bowling ball as Red and Leonard fall through causing all the pins to fall to the ground]
STRIKE!
Matilda
[Red and Leonard continue falling until they land in a room filled with dynamite] [rushes through the village with the other birds]
Run, run! [sees a van approaching them] Guys, look out!
Matilda
[The van stops and a gun pops up and aims at them]
Everyone, stand back!
Matilda
[The birds begin to whimper. The window rolls down, revealing Terence as the driver]
Terence? [Terence give Matilda a thumbs up] Put on your seat belts, everyone. Trust me.
[Matilda closes the van doors. The pigs throw plungers and the van drives away, causing the pigs to chase after them]
R Red
[Terence slingshot with Red]
Remember, the goal is the castle. Get to the castle! Who wants to go first?
Bomb
Over here!
Matilda
I do!
Bomb
Me, me, me!
R Red
Hey, alright, Matilda.
Bomb
[sighs]
Always a bridesmaid.
Chuck
[Bomb launches him to the "Boom Baby Boom" with the slingshot]
Step right up, keep your wings, legs and feet inside the slingshot at all times.
Matilda
[Matilda's slingshot him]
SHOOT IT!
E Earl
[Bomb launches him to the porkers with the slingshot, Matilda chuckles] [Sings]
♪ And a-1 and a— ♪ Whoa!
Matilda
Take that, Porkers!
Matilda
[explodes as to the piggies]
Boom, baby! Boom!
R Red
Well, how about that? My teacher can shoot fireballs out of her butt. [Hal goal slingshot] You what's your name, Hal? I've seen you do something strange before, right?
H Hal
Well, let's see, I'm really good at launch him!
R Red
Launch him! [Bomb and Chuck launches him to the pig with the slingshot, Hal screaming as he falls and lands] Oh, this guy looks good.
Chuck
He's gonna make it! [Hal babbling]
Bomb
This is incredible. We're witnessing history right now.
R Red
No, he's coming back. He's coming, Duck!
R Red
[Hal's as he falls in the a...]
... Get down!
B Birds
DUCK!! [Hal's and tree falls lands him: THUD, Hal grunting as he the witnessing incredible another]
H Hal
[Groans]
Did we win?
R Red
Umm, no, not quite yet, buddy, we're still tied. Hey, can we get an ice pack for Hal?
Chuck
[Chuck teacher bag treasure chest and to Red]
Medic!
R Red
Alright, who's up next? WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! What can you do?! [Cyrus sneezes as he nose, Red grunts and shudders] Yuck!
Bomb
Um, need a Tissue? [Cyrus screams as he piano stops and falls nose. Red's tissue ice pack quite, "Calvin Swine".]
R Red
[to Mime]
Who's next? We need fliers, not stand-byers! Let's go! [Mime with slingshot]
B Birds
[The engine idles and birds laugh. Young Bird #13 giggling. A into the his head over, the engine revs]
Whoa!
S Shirley
[A tires screeches, birds scream as he falls and finally being and with Shirley's kitchen carnage]
I'm almost there! Don't rush me! Slow down there! [Matilda's window as then he make left]
Matilda
Deep breath, deep breath! [Matilda breathes deeply and sighs] And we're back, and now, who's ready for trust falls? [Terence falls as TNT Piggies lands rush me almost]
