A scene from The Nut Job 2014
Surly

Ha-ha! I got 4 words for you.

Precious

Okay!

Surly

THING-A-MA-BOOBY!

Precious

AAH!!!

Surly

How you like that, huh?

Precious

Okay, you win! You win! Get that thing outta my face! You got me.

Surly

So you can talk?

Precious

Okay, I'll stop talking. Just don't blow that whistle.

Surly

I'm not gonna feel sorry for you.

Precious

Of course, yes, I understand.

Surly

Stay! [to Buddy and Andie] Alright, it's safe to come down!

Precious

I'm gonna level with you 'cause you seem like a reasonable guy. If I don't get rid of you, they're gonna send me back to the pound. Alright? And I can't go back to that pound!

Surly

Oh, yeah, sure, I believe you.

Precious

No, I'm a victim of circumstance!

Surly

Not my problem, dog. [to Andie] Are you guys okay? Don't worry about her.

Andie

This is incredible! [climbs a barrel] There's enough food here to feed the park for years!

Surly
[as Andie has a snack]

Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?!

Precious

Look, can we be friends?

Surly

Oh, great.

Precious

C'mon! I can do all sorts of stuff. You wanna see? You know what? I can fetch things, huh? I can sit. Oh! [turns around to shake her tail] Look at this thing! This is crazy! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Has a mind of its own. Oh, oh, oh! I can play dead. Watch. [plays dead] Now I'm alive! I mean, this is unbelievable. It's like one then the next. Dead, then alive. Right? [Buddy sniffs and throws a stick of dynamite]

Andie

I'm getting some of this food back to the park.

Surly

What?

Andie

We had a deal.

Precious
[about Andie]

Oh, I can attack her if you want.

Surly

I said shut it! [to Andie] Look, the deal is: you take your share, I get mine, we split ways.

Andie

There's no way I can get these to the park safely. [jumps down] We need a foolproof plan.

Surly

Yeah, good luck with that. Buddy and I are diggin' a tunnel.

Andie
[chuckles]

That's just... That's crazy. No, it's brilliant. [jumps onto the tractor belt] Oh, Raccoon and the animals will flip when they hear about this! We'll be back, first thing tomorrow to get started on the tunnel.

Surly

That's not part of the deal!

Precious
[about Andie, again]

Should I attack her now?

Surly

What? No! S- You stay! [to Andie] I never said that I'd work with the park.

Andie

Well, your welcome to come back with me if you want. Who knows? You might just end up being a hero. I'll be back with a team. Well done, Surly! [she leaves the store]

Surly
[to Buddy, about Andie]

Put a tail on her. You know what I mean. [Buddy sprints after Andie]

Precious

Hey, boss. I'm gonna lick your face. [Surly walks away, she follows after him] C'mon, don't be weird.

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