The tally is in! The food collected in the trunk of our oak tree... [the other animals gasp] ...will not be enough to carry us through winter.
R Redline
[as the other animals chatter in disappointment]
I knew it, we're gonna die!
Settle down! Settle down now, please!
Shh! Raccoon's giving a speech.
[as he descends from the trunk]
Though this outlooks appears disheartening...
S Sparrow
EXCUSE ME! ANDIE AND GRAYSON ARE...
S Sparrow
YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO ME!
[turns to the animals]
...this park will persevere! Take heart, park brethren. [the other animals look behind Raccoon] There is hope.
[grabs the Sparrow]
Quiet! [repeats thrice]
S Sparrow
I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO POINT OUT THAT... [laughs nervously]
Grayson's never let us down before. I believe he's on his way, right at this very moment, carrying...
[drops the Sparrow]
FLAMING CART OF NUTS!!!
[turns around, sees a nut cart on fire flying across the park]
What? [the other animals panic] Our food! It'll be destroyed!
[picks up the Sparrow]
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING?! [drops Sparrow again]
Abandon tree! ABANDON TREE!!!
[the nut cart bounces off the tree, lands on the mill wheel, sends itself in the air, Andie drops off] [opens the haul, sees he's about to crash in the tree]
NOT MY PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL FACE! AAAAAAAHH!!! [the nut cart lands]
[the other animals sigh in relief, then the tree explodes, creating popcorn launching from it]
Grayson? Grayson?! Where are you?!
What happened here? [picks up charred nuts, crumbles them in his hands in frustration] Who is responsible for this?!
Let go of me, you clowns! You're making a big mistake here! I got an alibi! Unh, I got witnesses! [the twins throw him]
Johnny Found him hiding in one of our holes, just like a snake.
I was recovering buried nuts. That what I was doi... [sniffs the air] You smell, like, burnt nuts or somethin'? That me? [as he turns around] What's goin' ooooo... [laughs] Look at that! Ha-ha! You guys are messed for winter, man! I mean, wow! Just look at that bonfire! You didn't see that comin', did ya?
[lands on Surly, gets up immediately]
Never fear, this sweet body is undamaged! [faints]
Raccoon, let me organize a trial. Just give the order.
P Pigeon
Another trail?! He's never learned!
J Jimmy
He needs something more severe!
He is a clear and present danger!
No! No, we do things by the rule of law. Let justice take care of him.
They want justice, Andie, and justice they will receive. [Cardinal lands on his shoulder, he turns to the other animals] All those in favor of banishment, raise your paws!
[the other animals hesitate]
Why are you hesitating? He's refused to join us, ridiculed our hard work, stolen, cheated, lied, and now destroyed our only food for winter! What say all?! [they raise their paws]
And stick 'em up! Ha! [raises his paw] Why is the ground moving towards my face? [faints again]
We don't convict without a trial. This isn't how we do things. [Mole sighs in resignation]
I have run out of options for that squirrel, Andie [puts his hand on her shoulder] Do what you will. Do what is right. [Andie slowly raises her paw]
[looks around in desperation, finds Buddy roasting an acorn, regains self-confidence]
Ha! Uh, uh, Buddy has not voted! And it has to be unanimous. That's the rule. You won't vote against me, will ya, ol' Buddy? Buddy? [Buddy looks, waves his paw, Surly is in shock]
We cut the alarm wire from the tunnel. When you 2 hit the vault, we got 3 minutes to dynamite it and get that dough out.
We dig here, from the alley into the basement.
J Jimmy
[points to the coal chute]
Why don't we just use the door thing?
Too unpredictable. They lock it from the inside. Now listen closely.
We fill the vault with bags o' nuts, we seal it, we head for state lines. It'll be days before the bank realizes they got peanuts on deposit. Agreed?
Agreed, but I do not dig.
Johnny 'Cause you're blind as a bat!
[gets agitated]
WHAT?! Who said that? Where are you?
What kind of haul we talkin', pops?
We're talkin' almonds, pistachios, walnuts, Brazils.
Enough cashews to buy yourselves a racetrack.
And did I mention the peanut brittle?
Johnny Is that a candy or a nut?
[chuckles]
Both. [brief silence for 2 seconds]
[bumps Jamie's shoulder]
Ha ha!
Now listen up. This is my last heist. I ain't goin' back to that rat-filled slammer. Ya dig?
[to Lucky]
It's all we been doin'!
[sees cart of nuts]
What the? [sees Fingers and Lucky walk out of the tunnel] I told you to load those nuts into the vault!
Yeah, so why did you take the cart outta the tunnel?
What kinda game are you playin' here?
What kinda game are YOU playin'?!
L Lucky
[puts his hand on Fingers]
Relax! We probably just bumped the cart.
Or maybe it was... [pushes the cart to expose Buddy, Andie, and the Bruisers] Rats! [they scatter]
L Lucky
Holy Toledo! [King sees Andie, pulls out his gun, and tries to shoot her] Watch out!
I'll handle these rats! [shoots again]
[Surly runs across the basement, the rats follow him into traps, the Rat follows after him] [sees Surly and the Rat on him]
Squirrels!
L Lucky
Watch out! Hang on, Fingers!
[Fingers falls on the coal chute, Surly and the Rat hurl in the air, the Rat falls in a box of traps]
Get going!
What are you, deaf? I said get going!
It was going so smooth! [he and Lucky leave the basement]
[King **** his gun, Surly sees Grayson on King's back, Grayson jumps and hides]
Grayson, you moron!
Surly, I need a disguise. Something flamboyant.
What? Get your head out of your tail! Lead the team into the tunnel and escape through our hole. I'll distract the big guy.
I'll need some skates, a mustache, and maybe a cape.
[grabs Grayson's face]
YOU DON'T NEED A CAPE! I can't help the park alone. I'm not a hero, but you are. Last summer during that heatwave, who discovered that broken sprinkler so everyone could have water?
That's right! They believe in heroes. So snap out of it and be one! It's hero time.
It's hero time! Why am I shouting?
[thinks for a moment]
Rats!
RAAAAAATS!!!!! RUN! RUN FOR THEIR LIVES! CHILDREN AND GRAYSON FIRST!
Johnny He's come to save us!
Now's our chance. Let's go. Move it everybody! Move!
[Surly jumps on King's shoulder, King loses focus and tries to get Surly off of him, Surly just kept running up and down King's body]